Your favorite method of screwing with people

[camokkid]

Take another shot.

My personal favorite has to be the modern classic:

[spoiler/]You just lost The Game.[/spoiler]

Just 3 rules (aside from the standard posting rules):

1.No Justin Beiber "jokes"; I may not like his music but I hate your terrible excuses for jokes even more.

2.NO XKCD comic strips, no exceptions.

3.No jokes pertaining to how you screw with people using your C***, your V*****, or your G**********s********e**********k****w********[words censored to prevent Ultra-traumatizization (you don't want to know what the last one is)].

Search Bar Approved, as far as the on page of results goes.

 

[JohnnyB.Morbid]

With my ****.

 

[Hiikuro]

I normally enjoy deliberately confusing others, or playing with them using my own personal "inside" jokes. Or just acting out of character for a few seconds tends to catch people off-guard.

 

[Kaloc]

Mental mind bombs work the best

 

[camokkid]

With my ****.

Congratulations, you've given the thread a new rule.

 

[staika]

I mess with my friends by interupting what their saying and ill say something pointless or ill start to accuse them of doing something while their explaining something that doesnt have anything to do with what im accusing them of most of the time.

 

[Nick of Blades]

Psychological warfare.

 

[Monkfish Acc.]

Deadpan joke delivery, I guess. My most used method, if not my favourite.

 

[daltonlaffs]

Just 2 rules (aside from the standard posting rules):

1.No Justin Beiber "jokes"; I may not like his music but I hate your terrible excuses for jokes even more.

2.NO XKCD comic strips, no exceptions.

My favorite method is doing exactly the opposite of what other people ask me to do.

 

[The Maddest March Hare]

The Game is over. Also by saying really depressing things with a big grin, grinning and staring at them for ages or walking up to a stranger, looking at them contemplatively then thrusting my face to the side of their head and taking a theatrically huge breath then walking away.

All of the above are guaranteed to confuse, disorient or in some cases terrify the recipient.

 

[camokkid]

Just 2 rules (aside from the standard posting rules):

1.No Justin Beiber "jokes"; I may not like his music but I hate your terrible excuses for jokes even more.

2.NO XKCD comic strips, no exceptions.

My favorite method is doing exactly the opposite of what other people ask me to do.

[spoiler/]

[/spoiler]

Please tell me there is a way I can reasonably report you for this.

 

[twaddle]

witty banter and ninja giving people a fright with ninja like stealth and appearing right behind them. speaking of which, you have you noticed that itch on your right shoulder, look behind you.

 

[GoldenRaz]

I love both math- and physics class for this reason. It's endlessly delicious to say "Well, that's easy" whenever someone can't solve a problem. I recommend it for whoever has the chance since it gets on people's nerves in no time.

Edit: Oh, and I occasionally stare at people for uncomfortably long times. Whether I smile like a lunatic or try to have a vacant expression depends on what caused me to stare.
Fun times.

 

[ThatLankyBastard]

I love making many references to things barely known in front of people who don't know them...

Example...

Last day of school before Christmas break, I said to someone "Gondon-Primulon JT!", and then walked off...

Cookie for the reference if you answer correctly...

 

[Rawker]

I like challenging reality the best. Just something as simple as pointing to a can and saying "that can isn't there." the try to argue with it, but then the realize that they've been institutionalized for 3 years after he bit a guys ear off, and that none of us are real, we're just friends and enemies they've built in their head to cope with isolation. things like that.

 

[ThatLankyBastard]

witty banter and ninja giving people a fright with ninja like stealth and appearing right behind them. speaking of which, you have you noticed that itch on your right shoulder, look behind you.

What I don't see anyth- HOLY JESUS!!!

 

[Meathands]

Singing, either quietly while someone speaks to you or loudly as they walk away.
Also simply looking straight past people at that thing, yeah, that thing, what the hell is that? It kind of looks like some kind of a thing I should recognise.

It's also far more interesting than you.

And a secret.

 

[linkvegeta]

Just some regular old Trolling on 4chan

 

[Fursnake]

I ignore them, as in absolutely pretend that they are not there. Nothing pisses off some douchebag more than not looking at them, not acknowledging them, talking over them when they are talking as if they are not there, etc etc. They HATE IT when you pretend they don't exist hehe.