Your favorite moments in a single line

[DrOswald]

A simple thread idea: Explain your favorite moments in video games in a single line.

Fallout: New Vegas - "YEAH! Who won the lottery? I DID!"

Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance - "Adios, amigos."

X-Com: UFO Defense - It's just a scout. There probably aren't even aliens left in it. I am sure it is safe to open the door.

 

[The Wykydtron]

MGS Rising: "Nanomachines, son."

It's like Kojima finally hired an editor.

No Game No Life (best anime so far 2014) is close enough to video games i'm sure so i'll add this gem.

"ATTENTION ALL FORCES! By my authority as king, any man who fights valiantly in this battle... WILL GET TO BANG ANY WOMAN HE LIKES!"

It actually makes sense too if you think about it, what would a sexually frustrated 18 year old male come up with for a motivating speech under pressure with zero preparation time? See? Perfectly logical and hilarious.

 

[Chester Rabbit]

Soul Reaver 2 - "And so it ends. My history comes full circle"

Halo 2 - "When the prophets hear of this, they'll have your head!"

Resident Evil 3 - " Ji-Ji-Jill! Ugh! We gotta-" huh you know without context I'm not sure that comes across right...

Mass Effect 2 - "Here for the Drell? Reckless, even for you commander."

Syphon Filter - "Anton Girdeux! I hope Rhoemers' paying you enough to die for him!"

Mass Effect 3 - "I'm proud of you...child..." :*(

Mortal Kombat 2011 - "My name is Raiden God of Useless! Why am I even aliiive?!"

 

[Fractral]

Persona 3: 'The Arcana is the means by which all is revealed.'

Half Life 2: 'Welcome. Welcome to City 17.'

Persona 4: 'I'm... I'm going to save her! Don't interfere!'

 

[AmberSword]

Resident Evil 4: Ahhh, I'll buy it at a high price.

Metal Gear Rising: This is what happens when you bring a tool to a swordfight!

Final Fantasy X: HA HA HA HA HA (Not serious on this cringe-worthy one, kudos to anyone who gets it)

 

[Jolly Co-operator]

inFamous 2: "I gotta try." "Yeah, I know."

I'm in a hurry this morning, I'll try to think of more later.

 

[Wraithsight]

Fallout New Vegas: "You and whose army?" "Mine, actually."

FFVII: "Don't cry don't cry don't DAMN IT"

Skyrim: Come for the open world, say for the ability to punch a dragon to death.

 

[laggyteabag]

Hearthstone: "JARAXXUS IS... sorry." -- Lord Jaraxxus
Halo 3: "Were it so easy." -- The Arbiter
Mass Effect 2: "Nobody will give me a mirror, how bad is it?"
"Hell Garrus, you were always ugly. Slap some face paint on there and no one will even notice"
"Ha! Oh, don't make me laugh, my face is barely holding together as it is. Some women find facial scars attractive, mind you, most of those women are Krogan." -- Garrus to Shepard

Hell, pretty much anything from Garrus is funny.

 

[drummond13]

"I'm Guybrush Threepwood, and I want to be a mighty pirate!"
The Secret of Monkey Island

"The's my blood...that's a lot of my blood."
Uncharted 2

"I'm Paul Dini and I'm going to try to justify my terrible writing on the 'Lost' series via Joker dialogue for some reason"
Arkham City

 

[michael87cn]

Breath of Fire 4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gfqAVXKgmAw

8:10 into the video. Still remember this scene catching me off guard (with how awesome it is) when I was a kid.

hmm...

Fallout 3

Megatons downfall

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hc6iUCX2u3Q

Oh, and this. It changed my life.

EverQuest

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yGuhMQ4qd10

 

[V4Viewtiful]

Guilty Gear XX - "lets RAAAAAAWK!"
street fighter Alpha series - "anything Dan says"
Xenoblade Chronicles - "Wow"
FF6 - "I call this one humpty and this one dumpy" loose woman from the pub.

 

[Vern5]

Fallout New Vegas: "This crater looks like it's been tagteamed by giant fuckbots"

Dragon Age Origins: "Do you intend to travel north until it becomes south thus taking the Archdemon from behind?"
"It'll never see that coming"

Brutal Legend: "Silence, Groundwalker!"

Kingdoms of Amalur: "Ah, your kind usually expects some kind of reward for good deeds? Some trinket or bauble? Another time, perhaps"

Skyrim: "Let me guess, someone stole your sweetroll?" *Stab*

Dawn of War: "Guns might be that way... let's go this other way"

 

[Tohuvabohu]

Sounds fun, I'll give it a try!

Vampire: The Masquerade Bloodlines - By the clack-smack cracking of my thumbs, something wicked this way comes...

Metal Gear Solid - Kept you waiting, huh?

Grand Theft Auto V - Gangsta shit, nigga!

Red Dead Redemption - Yer not a bad man, Marston. Yer an angry, and feck ugly man. But not a bad one.

XCOM EU - And remember. We, will be watching...

I'll have to think of some more, but these are off the top of my head.

 

[hermes]

Final Fantasy X: "This is my story..."
Mass Effect: "Go out there and give them hell, you were born to do this..."

 

[Eclectic Dreck]

inFamous 2: "I gotta try." "Yeah, I know."

I'm in a hurry this morning, I'll try to think of more later.

The infamous one reminds me of this scene in a classic Western:

 

[Delerien]

Freespace 2: "Subspace Drive failure."
Never have I been in greater panic.

 

[Username Redacted]

Sarge: I'm not supposed to die.

Spoken by Sarge (Dwayne Johnson AKA The Rock)in an incredibly meta moment in the otherwise mediocre Doom movie.

 

[dr_what]

Turok Dinosaur Hunter : I AM TUROK !

Hitman Blood Money: Names are for friends, so I don't need one

GTA San Andreas: We only had to follow the damn train CJ !

GTA V (Trevor Phillips and Floyd) : TP "I'll operate YOU under the influence !"

 

[Alexei F. Karamazov]

"A man... chooses... a slave... OBEYS!!" *smack!* (Andrew Ryan)