i put it simply...If you could be your favorite villan what would you do difrently? for example if i was zeus from the book "Age of Zeus" (good book look it up) i would have killed all of the titans before they could even find out i was coming instead of announcing my attack. What would you do?
Your Favorite Villan...with a twist
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If I could be SHODAN, I'd not gift that insect with quite so much of my magnificence. I'm sure they can tackle the many just fine with a few less upgrades. I'd also do smart stuff like vent the atmosphere when it's coming for me. What do I need air for?
If I was Sauron from Lord of the Rings, I would have stationed guards at the mouth of Mount Doom so that no one, like say a certain hobbit, could just wander in and throw the one ring into the lava. That's thinking ahead.
Edit: Actually, I'd go with Albert Wesker. If I were a super-powerful undead abomination, I wouldn't fight in a volcano where I could've died...again. I also would've killed a few certain people ASAP.
Quit gloating about how awesome I am and just kill that blond-haired, buster-swording, bitchy-boy once and for all. Lots of tiny, bloody pieces.
If I was the Prophet of Truth, I would have used Brutes in battle long before the events on Delta Halo. I'd have kicked Regret's ass from here to Sanghelios for jumping the gun on invading Earth after the whole Unyielding Heirophant fiasco. I'd have killed Thel 'Vadam instead of turning him into the Arbiter. And I'd have come up with a much better plan to kill John, instead of focusing on activating the rings, which could easily have waited until all threats were dealt with first.
Oh, and if I was Rodrigo Borgia? I'd have used the various ways of entering Monteriggioni without using the main gate to attack the Assassins before they could put an end to all of my well laid plans...
Oh, and if I was Rodrigo Borgia? I'd have used the various ways of entering Monteriggioni without using the main gate to attack the Assassins before they could put an end to all of my well laid plans...
One needs to wonder why he didn't just station like 10 Orcs there, and maybe a troll for good measure. It really can't be that hard, and not exactly tasking from his army of thousands at the Gates.AssassinJoe said:
Um... I'd be Doctor Wallace Breen from Half-Life 2. Instead of ordering the extermination of countless millions, i'd put them to work, mining raw materials to aid the Combine. And I'd also have shot Gordon Freeman when i had the chance. Like when Breen is talking to him in the Citadel...
That, or i'd be The Emperor of the Taiidani from Homeworld. Instead of just burning Kharak, I'd have tracked the hyper-space jump and taken out the ill-defended Mothership to begin with.
That, or i'd be The Emperor of the Taiidani from Homeworld. Instead of just burning Kharak, I'd have tracked the hyper-space jump and taken out the ill-defended Mothership to begin with.
If I was Dr. Breen, I would've carried a revolver and aimed for Freeman's head while he was incapacitated. Seriously, what was preventing him from killing Gordon when he had him? It's not like the HEV suit has a helmet.
EDIT: Damn ninja's. They're quite sneaky, you know.
Er, if I were Ansem from Kingdom Hearts, I would've just stabbed Sora while he wasn't looking. Problem solved, I rule all the known Universe.
EDIT: Damn ninja's. They're quite sneaky, you know.
Er, if I were Ansem from Kingdom Hearts, I would've just stabbed Sora while he wasn't looking. Problem solved, I rule all the known Universe.
If I was Ganondorf, I would.....play the piano for so long that the player would simply turn of their N64. That way, I would never lose...
Or, if I was Ulyaoth from Eternal Darkness, I would actually consider Xel'lotath to be somewhat of a threat. After all, she (uhm...sure I'll just go with that) is dominant over my power.
Or, if I was Ulyaoth from Eternal Darkness, I would actually consider Xel'lotath to be somewhat of a threat. After all, she (uhm...sure I'll just go with that) is dominant over my power.
If I were Bullseye, screw the shuriken, the ace of spades, the fancy knives and random objects. Next time I fight Daredevil, I pull out a pistol and shoot him! And have more than one bloody bullet in the freakin' chamber...
Edit: If I were Gannondorf, after Link beats the first temple, I would go after Link first, take the Triforce of Courage, and THEN kidnap Zelda. Bam, victory.
Edit: If I were Gannondorf, after Link beats the first temple, I would go after Link first, take the Triforce of Courage, and THEN kidnap Zelda. Bam, victory.
If I were the Overlord, I would invest in potentally dangerous genetic restructuring science, with the end goal of turning my stupid smelly imps into stupid-and-markedly-less-smelly dragon monsters. I'd also punt that traitorous advisor out the window and directly into the ninth ring, as well as not being blue. I'd also impose a tax; and only kill the stupid and arrogant people of my empire. I'd also see just how f**ked up you can get when you use magic properly.
And finally, I would go meta and beat Rhianna Pratchett about the head with a wet pool noodle.
And finally, I would go meta and beat Rhianna Pratchett about the head with a wet pool noodle.
i'd be darth vader, murder the emperor, restore freedom and happiness to the galaxy, then use the death star to pick up chicks. It's perfect! muhahaha! now if you don't mind, i'm going to go save some starving puppies.
