Your favourite Jokes

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After reading a thread asking how funny a certain joke was, I thought I'd dedicate a thread to the funniest jokes ever invented. Sure, it's been done before, but it will still be rinsed with brand new jokes (mostly). I'll start it off.

What did the left leg say to the right leg?

Don't talk to the guy in the middle, apparently he's a dick.
BA DUM TCH


Also saw this one earlier and love it:
Two drums and a cymbal fall down a canyon
BA DUM TCH (Ha)

 

[Ldude893]

The funniest joke in the world is too lethal to be put online (it's been used as a weapon for the Allies in WWII, they read the joke in German to the German army. Cookie for reference.)
However, there's this one:
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?"

 

[Marowit]

What's the first word that comes to a frenchmen's mind?

 

[Palademon]

The funniest joke in the world is too lethal to be put online (it's been used as a weapon for the Allies in WWII, they read the joke in German to the German army. Cookie for reference.)

Monty Python?