Your favourite Quote ever?

[pelopelopelo]

A simple one, but one that thoroughly fits the way I live my life:

"Not a shred of evidence exists in favour of the idea that life is serious"
- Brendan Gill

 

[MGlBlaze]

I reject your reality and substitute my own.
-Adam Savage

Mythbusters for the win!

Anyway, I'm not really sure what my favourite quote is... although I suppose it would either be;
"Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power."
-Abraham Lincoln

or

"The simplest explanation that covers all the facts is usually the best."
"Entities must not be multiplied beyond necessity"
-Both from the Occam's Razor principle.

 

[Marcus Dubious]

"I am against religion because it teaches us to be satisfied with not understanding the world".... Richard Dawkins


My favourite retard quote was posted as a reply on christianforums.com by AV1611VET.

KingCrimson250:
"I'm not going to participate in the debate. I'm just observing for now. Sadly I lack the understanding of biology required to have a rational, well-thought out opinion on evolution."


AV1611VET:
"Don't let any lack of knowledge on any given topic stop you though.
I wear my ignorance like a badge!

It's our faith they need to see --- not our knowledge."

I love young earth creationists, there so much fun to play with.

"Nail 'em up I say. Nail some sense into 'em".... Life of Brian.

 

[G-Dragon]

got a couple, one from someone i met and one from death note.

one from my friend
"Ryan, i can protect you, but i can't protect your butt hole"

one from death note
"you seem sad that i'm the only one eating cake, here take mine"

 

[Ninja Tank]

"No zombie is safe from Chicago Ted!"

~Chicago Ted

same here love that quote i hope he makes a come back in L4D2

 

[Vergast]

Talking about the magic: the gathering; Brend explains that upon declaring "I believe in the heart of the cards", his brother got nothing good. Frustrated, he changed tack to "Fcuk you cards, I hate you forever, nyaa!"
Brend: And then they started giving him good stuff, like an abused spouse!

or perhaps:

In the great time of the construction of the dogs house, dad is watching me drill a bit of wood. Suddenly, my hand slips and the drill spins out of control and comes close to hurting me.
Dad: Thats why you should always keep your hands away from your tool.


My friends and i actually collect quotes we say.
We have a list.
God we are nerds...

 

[dreamtime]

"I believe in the lust of the flesh and incurable loneliness of the soul."
- Hjalmar Söderberg

"He who makes a beast of himself, gets rid of the pain of being a man."
- Samuel Johnson

 

[Urgh76]

"now sir, i may be an idiot but there is one thing I'm not, and that is an idiot"

Peter griffin

 

[sheppard419]

"You can give a man a screwdriver and tell him to take apart the space shuttle and he'll get it done, just don't expect him to put it back together"

Pretty much saying anyone can take anything apart but that doesn't mean they understand it enough to put it back together.

another favorite of mine is "a bullet may have your name on it, but a grenade is addressed 'to whom it may concern.'"

 

[WhizEd]

"Imagination is more important than knowledge. Knowledge is limited, but imagination encircles the world" - Albert Einstein

And one of my mates said this once:
"Never send shit to kill a wall."
I really don't know.

 

[traski999]

"I should really drink before coming to class."
-my physics prof

 

[Hollock]

1.21 JIGGAWATTS! (gigawatts)

 

[Paget]

"You can give a man a screwdriver and tell him to take apart the space shuttle and he'll get it done, just don't expect him to put it back together"

Pretty much saying anyone can take anything apart but that doesn't mean they understand it enough to put it back together.

another favorite of mine is "a bullet may have your name on it, but a grenade is addressed 'to whom it may concern.'"

Epic quotes there. The second being super epic ^^

 

[Queen Michael]

The quote whose intelligence is highest in proportion to its length:
"You did not have a right to be stupid!" -Terry Pratchett, Monstrous Regiment
Sums up my view on people quite nicely. OF course, there's the immortal classic:
"Give a man a fire and he's warm for one day, set a man on fire and he's warm for the rest of his life."

 

[traceur_]

Doctor McNinja is awesome.

 

[Queen Michael]

Here's my new favourite: "Then take the universe and grind it down to the
finest powder, and sieve it through the finest sieve, and then show
me one atom of justice, one molecule of mercy. And yet, you try to
act as if there is some ideal order in the world. As if there is
some, some rightness in the universe, by which it may be judged."

 

[JUMBO PALACE]

I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.
-Albert Einstein

Death solves all problems, no man, no problem.
-Josef Stalin

 

[Grayjack]

"Be careful when you fap, it could be a trap!"
Not sure where I got that from.