Your GTA V Psych Report *POSSIBLE SPOILERS*

[Xdeser2]

At the end of GTA V, you are given a psychiatric report with a list of descriptions of your personality (Which I can only assume is put together through your actions in the game).

So, if you've finished the game, what does yours' say?

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From the office of Dr Isiah Friedlander
Client Notes - Highly Confidential

Bit of a confusing case - not really sure where to begin.

Definitely incapable of making a real decision.

Riddled with ambition.

Careless with money.

Loves to act like a big shot.

Sees self as savior of women - odd given certain behaviors.

Not a good care giver.

Eager capitalist.

Possibly worst psychopath I have encountered.

Thief. Awful, bullying thief. Must try to sell them course work about this.

Ignores anything spiritual.

Lazy.

Likes new people - or kills them.

A.D.D.?

I am very confused. Don't think I am the only one.

 

[Saelune]

I dont remember the whole thing. But my favorite I got was "Yoga? No. Murder? Yes." Based on mine and yours though, seems you neglected Michael's family and played fast and loose, where I was apparently more conservative in my actions.

 

[wakeup]

mine said possibly homosexual and likely doesn't know it. well i know that aint true as im defiantly a homosexual and i do know it. i do wonder how it came to that conclusion, i was like how do you know that, my own family doesn't even though im gay. what in game decisions effect the end psych results ?

 

[Corven]

mine said possibly homosexual and likely doesn't know it. well i know that aint true as im defiantly a homosexual and i do know it. i do wonder how it came to that conclusion, i was like how do you know that, my own family doesn't even though im gay. what in game decisions effect the end psych results ?

did you ever visit the strip club or pick up any hookers? that could be the reason.

 

[StormShaun]

Well I just pulled mine off the Rockstar Social club. (The traffic due to the Online is CRAZY yo)

Spoiler: Contains spoilers~

From the office of Dr Isiah Friedlander
Client Notes - Highly Confidential
Don't know exactly what to make of this one.
Tries to see good in everybody, with disastrous effects.
Terrifying egomaniac.
Miser.
Sense of superiority is really odd.
Wants to a moralizer, despite flaws.
Co dependent.
Will end up very rich or entirely bankrupt. Cannot decide which.
Frighteningly myopic about suffering (of others).
Frightened of too much change.
Tried yoga - stuck to mayhem. Great.
Definitely not a fitness freak - just a freak.
Makes friends easily - what kind of people I dread to think.
Finds finishing jobs challenging.
Well, well, well, a maniac.

Still, I think it was kinda true.
Which is cool in it's own way.

 

[Matt_Radecki]

mine said I was gay

 

[wakeup]

mine said possibly homosexual and likely doesn't know it. well i know that aint true as im defiantly a homosexual and i do know it. i do wonder how it came to that conclusion, i was like how do you know that, my own family doesn't even though im gay. what in game decisions effect the end psych results ?

did you ever visit the strip club or pick up any hookers? that could be the reason.

yeah i did visit the strip club as Micheal once although that wasn't a fun experience

 

[Rebel_Raven]

Mine's:

I get the feeling I will be seeing this one a lot.
Tries to do the right thing - poor judgement as to what that is.
Fixated with youth.
Too easy with money.
Desperate for female attention.
Definite whore/madonna complex. More on the whore side of things.
Loyal to crazy family, which I suppose is a start.
Likes white collar crime almost as much as the blue collar variety.
Prone to random and futile outbursts of violence.
Incapable of respecting property rights.
Ignores anything spiritual.
A freak of many things, but not physical fitness.
Seems to meet a lot of very strange people.
Seems to like collecting weird things.
Help!

Yeah, he better call for help. <.<
I frikking love this part of GTA's ending. I'm all up in personality tests, and this one was a surprise.

 

[EHKOS]

I don't remember a lot, I just remember laughing at the part where it said "Sexually confused" and then right under that "Sexually repressed".

 

[Saelune]

I didnt get anything about my sexuallity...I never went to strip clubs of either sort, nor did anything with hookers.

 

[Parasondox]

From the office of Dr Isiah Friedlander
Client Notes - Highly Confidential
Not sure what to make of this one - interesting, up to a point, but also very, very boring.
Tries to do the right thing - poor judgment as to what that is.
Really has no sense of right or wrong.
Tries to fill void with things.
Creepy with women.
Seeks out love? in wrong places.
Will probably get left by family.
Will end up very rich or entirely bankrupt. Cannot decide which.
Psychopath or sociopath? Both.
Kleptomaniac.
Now they are interested in yoga?
At least they don't over exercise.
Easily distracted and eager to try new things, meet new people, cause new trouble!
Definitely likes to finish a job.
Don?t know if they need help, but I know I do!

Pretty mixed really. Was surprised they did a psych test but love the "Psychopath or Sociopath? Both" bit... mostly cause I did kill Dr Friedlander during the chase mission as Michael. Creepy with women? I went to strip club a lot and banged hookers. Whats the big deal?