Your ideal death

[Tonimata]

So, yes, I am feeling rather annoyed and with a lot of contained rage for my fellow humans tonight, and I thought, what better way to unwind stress than by psicoanalizing you all, and asking you this question.
How would you like to die?
Just in case you despicable humans want to know, I'd like to die in a way that gives me a tremendous adrenaline surge just before the end, like jumping off a building.
How about you, my little subject of experimentation?

 

[GRoXERs]

I'd like to die of old age in a pile of hot naked ladies.
I know it's stereotypical, but whatever.

 

[Lukeje]

I will never die.

 

[versusterminus7]

I hope to die in a huge battle with all the pantheons of gods and goddesses versus chuck norris, 500 grizzly bears, and the entire cast of House.

Dragonforce will be playing in the background.

 

[Noone From Nowhere]

Having my consciousness diffused amongst all of Humanity if not the entire Natural World on a genetic level, making myself into a genetic illness which afflicts all things and can never be purged. That way, I can always be that voice that whispers just below the point of hearing the instant anyone is alone yet is louder whenever two or more are gathered, driving everyone mad.
Now that is a death I can get behind!

 

[Tonimata]

I hope to die in a huge battle with all the pantheons of gods and goddesses versus chuck norris, 500 grizzly bears, and the entire cast of House.

Dragonforce will be playing in the background.

That would be one AWESOME way to die.
And you my friend rule.

 

[HonorableChairman]

I hope to die in a huge battle with all the pantheons of gods and goddesses versus chuck norris, 500 grizzly bears, and the entire cast of House.

Woah that sounds pretty coo--

Dragonforce will be playing in the background.

Oh.

I want to die in my sleep with no pain at all.

Wheee

 

[Tonimata]

Having my consciousness diffused amongst all of Humanity if not the entire Natural World on a genetic level, making myself into a genetic illness which afflicts all things and can never be purged. That way, I can always be that voice that whispers just below the point of hearing the instant anyone is alone yet is louder whenever two or more are gathered, driving everyone mad.
Now that is a death I can get behind!

SO YOU ARE THE ONE THAT WAS YELLING "JUMP, JUMP, JUMP" WHEN I WENT PAST THAT BRIDGE THIS AFTERNOON!

 

[Time Travel Tucan]

Quick and painless at an old age. As old as possible before life starts getting more complicated than it's worth though.

 

[Tonimata]

I hope to die in a huge battle with all the pantheons of gods and goddesses versus chuck norris, 500 grizzly bears, and the entire cast of House.

Woah that sounds pretty coo--

Dragonforce will be playing in the background.

Oh.

I want to die in my sleep with no pain at all.

Wheee

I take it you dislike Dragonforce

 

[new_age_reject]

I want somebody to commit suicide by jumping off a large building and landing on me, crushing me instantly on impact.
OR
Reversed over by an ice-cream van "Look out for the children", the irony would be great.
OR
Ran down by an ambulance rushing to the scene of an accident.

 

[Hunde Des Krieg]

Asleep peacefully in my warm bed. At age 80 or so.

 

[MasterxGUNS]

In a desperate battle against alien invaders... in order to let civilians escape. EPIC!

 

[Pimppeter2]

Dont know how I wanna die but I know I wanna die in the playboy mansion

 

[HonorableChairman]

I hope to die in a huge battle with all the pantheons of gods and goddesses versus chuck norris, 500 grizzly bears, and the entire cast of House.

Woah that sounds pretty coo--

Dragonforce will be playing in the background.

Oh.

I want to die in my sleep with no pain at all.

Wheee

I take it you dislike Dragonforce

All their music is fake.

All of it.

 

[Raven's Nest]

I hope to die in a huge battle with all the pantheons of gods and goddesses versus chuck norris, 500 grizzly bears, and the entire cast of House.

Dragonforce will be playing in the background.

Nothing I could write could be more awesome than this...

 

[Cheesus333]

So, yes, I am feeling rather annoyed and with a lot of contained rage for my fellow humans tonight, and I thought, what better way to unwind stress than by psicoanalizing you all, and asking you this question.

Psychoanalyzing, perhaps?

I would like to die in my sleep, realistically. However, for pure heroism I'd go for some kind of martyrdom involving a tank, some fire, some scorpions and many needles.

 

[Walrus42]

I want to be run over by a tractor trailer driven by THE INCREDIBLE HULK

 

[Tonimata]

Define fake.
If by fake you mean they put a FUCKING overload of effects, then yes, I could probably agree, but aside of that, their songs have got quite an epic and powerful feeling to them, which is not all that bad.