Your insane invention that would never work but is still cool

[Pimppeter2]

Title is pretty self explanitory

Try keeping it kinda practical

Mine...

A car were instad of stering wheel one lies on his back and presses buttons to drive, A monitor is on the celling and shows the road. Also a better stop system where you hit a button instead of hitting the brakes.

Or instead of a stering wheel and break system having a controler. Think about it, when you play a racing game do you ever look down!

 

[NeedAUserName]

Well I have two,

• The Bread Maker Maker?
  The Inventions Invention?

The first is pretty self explanatory, at least I think. The second os an invention that creates inventions, its ingenious!

 

[new_age_reject]

My perpetual motion machine.

Beat me to it!
I would have a waterfall that moves a wheel generating energy which is then used to pump the water back to the top of the water fall... what could go wrong!?

 

[CloudKiller]

How about a gun that shoots Shurikens and lightning... oh damn that's been done already.

 

[szs0061]

calculator that gives blowjobs

 

[Mighty Lighty]

nunchucks for non-ninjas as I end up clubbing myself or items within 2 metres from me

 

[Fightgarr]

My invention would convert bees into fire bees. Then I would take over the world.
Fire bees, winner of the animals choice award for most badass animal that's on fire.

 

[PeterDawson]

A pill that turns all bowel movement results into diamonds.

 

[Monocle Man]

A pill that turns all bowel movement results into diamonds.

That would be awfully painful.

Anyway, I'd invent an umbrella that allows you to float without requiring heavy engines or a lot of wind.
Useful? No
Awesome? Extremely awesome.

 

[Thurr]

An electric car that regenerates it's own energy when driving. Doing this while using a dynamo on its wheels.

Just something I invented some years ago, I now know this can't be done.

 

[the captain]

A Tazer fishing pole for deep sea fishing. Just zap the bastard for a few seconds any time he starts to fight back too hard.

Patent Pending...

 

[Sable Gear]

Magnet boots ^^

 

[ffxfriek]

A pill that turns all bowel movement results into diamonds.

that couldnt happen. youd have to change the name of the item to change it into what it is. you can change appearance without changing what its called but itd still be bowel movements...thankyou wizard of earthsea

 

[Corpse XxX]

I would like to invent the "cordless" water hose...

Almost like a "gun" that just shoots infinite amounts of water, i would become the richest man on the planet

 

[Archemetis]

high-powered hydrolics on wheelchairs, it'd result on further injury or paralysis of the user, but at least stairs woudln't be a problem... at least if they're outside...

 

[kanester2k11]

a spaceship made completely of digestive biscuits eye brows and alsations

that or a self regenerated toasted sandwhich

 

[ElephantGuts]

A bionic frog.