Your last words?

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Scarecrow

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Lets say your being chased by zombies/monsters/aliens/army of angry kittens, and you do something (like holding them off, shutting the air lock or going down with the ship) that saves your group of friends or family, but kills you. You get one look back at them before you die, what do you say to them?

I would just simply smile and say: "Keep running."
 

Nuuu

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"Famous last words" --Famous Last Words...

Cause a little confusion.
 

Haagrum

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May 3, 2010
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"Tell 'em I died robbing an old man!"

Or get a bit meta, and go with "Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something witty."
 

OutcastBOS

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"Hey! Hold my beer and watch this!"

Those last words've probably been uttered more than any other...
 

RatRace123

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"Remember me as I was, not as I will be in about 10 seconds... dead; because of you guys. I died saving you, my death is partly your fault. It's not too dissimilar from you guys being in here and killing me yourselves. Remember this when you're in therapy and... OH GOD THEY'RE EATING MY LEGS! THAT HURTS WAY MORE THAN I THOUGHT IT WOULD, OH MY GOD THIS IS NOT AT ALL LIKE I EXPECTED, THIS IS A LOT OF PAIN! WHY DID THEY HAVE TO START AT THE FEET?!..."

At that point I expect that all of my friends and relatives will have run away.
 

SomeLameStuff

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"Bingle bongle dingle dangle, yickety too yickety tah, ping pong, lippity tappy too tah"

Just for laughs.

EDIT: Just thought of another.

"I'll hold them here... although I probably won't hold them for very long, so you guys better RUN!"
 

Andy Shandy

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Jun 7, 2010
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Hopefully I don't get ninja'd like I always do with this video


EDIT: Woo!

Another edit: It makes a change me ninja-ing someone else, instead of being ninja'd.
 

RejjeN

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"I'm in space"

No but on a more serious note, "Tell my wife I said, 'Hello'" NO DAMMIT!

Erh... "Pop-culture reference", blast it...

Edit: OH GOD DAMMIT!
 

DefinitelyPsychotic

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If I had the time to say my last words, they would be a prayer to Jesus. People can try to pick apart Christianity, but that's what I follow, and I don't care who knows it.
 

Dr Snakeman

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Eh, I'd probably just say "I love you" or something sappy like that, then take a deep breath, and in my best David Tennant voice, yell "Allons-y!" at the top of my lungs.

I would then charge into battle and immediately die.
 

Ulquiorra4sama

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"No, this cannot be, I am invincible!"
Tropes aside and bring in a joke

"Pull the pin and count to what?"

In all seriousness i'd probably do something simple like "Tell my wife and [insert child's name here] that i loved them" or alternatively(but actually equally realistic) "Run, you daft bastard! They're getting closer!"
 

AdeptaSororitas

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"Um, not to jinx it or anything but... Goodbye. It was worth it."

Followed by agonizing screams of pain and disgusting chewing noises...