Your laziest moment

[Pirate Pete]

I've been thinking for a while about this, and finally decided to start a thread about it...
What do you think is your laziest moment? I'mn more interested in reality than ideas of what you could've (not) done, but either actions or thoughts can go in the thread.

My laziest action I can think of (Admittedly, while drunk at 4 AM, will edit this post if I think of anything else) is that I'd rather lift the leg of my shorts to urinate than deal with the velcro.(I'm certain the same would happen for zipppers, but I don't have shorts with zippers...)

 

[Distorted Stu]

This.

edit: Yeah il add more incase mods hate me. Im too lazy to type properly atm.

 

[AkJay]

If my TV remote is right next to me, I'll watch a show I'm not interested in rather than reaching over to change it.

This.

You may want to add more to the post, otherwise the Mods will have a word with you...

 

[Soxafloppin]

One time my eyes were extremely dry, but i didnt want to blink, so i didnt.

 

[Jack and Calumon]

I managed to get my Cat to get me the Peanut bowl using string and a magnet.

Calumon: He tried to do that with me, so I had all the peanuts!

 

[_Janny_]

Skipping making my own dinner just because I'm too lazy. My stomach can rumble all it want, if I don't feel like it, I'll go to sleep hungry. I realize there is little logic behind this, but when I'm lazy, I'm lazy as hell.

 

[Distorted Stu]

If my TV remote is right next to me, I'll watch a show I'm not interested in rather than reaching over to change it.

This.

You may want to add more to the post, otherwise the Mods will have a word with you...

Yeah i thought that when i posted. I just cba to type though. *Sigh..*

 

[reg42]

My mate got someone to help him get beer into his mouth. Lazy bastard.

 

[Pirate Pete]

This.

Oooh, nice, except you bothered to post.

 

[Sir-jackington]

I was once too lazy and drunk to have sex which didnt make her very happy....or me the next morning

 

[Armored Prayer]

This might sound a bit nasty but...

Whenever I'm done taking a #2, I just go into the shower instead of wiping.

 

[Benj17]

I was supposed to re draft an essay

i just copied and pasted the old one and changed the title, teacher didnt realise

 

[lorrdmatt]

I can never be bothered to tidy up. So I just let my place get messier and messier until my girlfriend or my mum comes round and cleans up for me. awww yeah.