Your Leather Jacket Factors

[DANGERECTION]

My boss once gave me a book about financing and it had this long chapter about "The Latte Factor." This is the one thing you spend money on everyday that you don't need... like paying six bucks for a cup of coffee with too much milk and a muffin every morning at starbucks. You don't need it. And you're wasting your money on it when you could just get a cup of coffee at work or brew your own at home.

Inspired by this, I coined the term "Leather Jacket Factor" or.. "The Fonz Effect"-- That one thing that instantly makes the opposite sex attractive to you even though it might be absolutely superfluous or even bad. Liking someone a lot because they like a certain band, or wear a certain brand of shoes... Or, better yet, being able to drink a lot of booze, or riding a motorcycle without a helmet. Its stupid, and they could be a crappy person, but when they do that one thing you like them a lot more than you probably should.

I have a few Leather Jacket Factors...

On the lighter side:
-I love freakishly tall people. I seriously considered dating a drug addict just because he was 6'7. It was really hard to pass up a legal giant.
-I love a man who wears big, leather Face Stompin' Boots

On the Probably Terrible Side:
-I love a man who can throw punches and likes to... a lot
-I love it when a guy drives too fast
-Worst of all, I love when a guy smokes. Especially if they don't smoke menthol's (only pussies smoke menthol's)-- And I didn't even pick up my own terrible smoking habit until I was 19, and before that I always liked it, and considered it a plus.



So whats your Leather Jacket factor?

 

[matrix3509]

I'm going to say the obvious one right off the bat and I don't care if it makes me a pig.

Cleavage, cleavage, cleavage (on females).

Its amazing how much of your shit I'll put up with when you have a good rack.

There, I said it and I don't care who knows.

In fact you don't even have to have a good rack, you just have to put up a proper display and I'll put up with anything you can throw at me. Its sad, I know.

Its too bad too. I usually don't put up with anyone's shit.

 

[Monkfish Acc.]

... I don't think I have a Leather Jacket Factor.
Seriously. I'm wracking my brains, but I just can't think of anything.

 

[Soulgaunt]

I'm going to say the obvious one right off the bat and I don't care if it makes me a pig.

Cleavage, cleavage, cleavage (on females).

Its amazing how much of your shit I'll put up with when you have a good rack.

There, I said it and I don't care who knows.

In fact you don't even have to have a good rack, you just have to put up a proper display and I'll put up with anything you can throw at me. Its sad, I know.

Its too bad too. I usually don't put up with anyone's shit.

You took the words right out of my mouth.

OT: If a woman makes a reference to anything Valve-related.....Let's just say that she'll have my undivided attention.

 

[GruntOwner]

Darn, I was hoping this was gonna be a thread about the laether contents of people's wardrobes.
My leather jacket factor... I'm not entirely sure. I suppose I'm quite partial cleavage, as above.

 

[Jadak]

+1 To the cleavage weakness I suppose...

Don't think I've got anything specific..

 

[Chester41585]

Ladies, if something is blowing up in the background, you have to look cool in the foreground. Slow-mo walking is a plus.

Unfortunately, not too many things blow up 'round my neighborhood.

 

[Christemo]

hmm... thats a good question. ill write those that i can think of right now:


- I like girls with piercings, like in the nose or lips.
- I like girls with dyed hair (preferably black or red).

 

[matrix3509]

Also, if a person can hold their own with me in a discussion about the intricacies of the Jedi/Sith philosophies...

Seriously, if I ever met a woman face to face that could actually do that, I'd marry her and put up with her shit for the rest of my life.

We would go out in public and loudly debate on the subject with smug, superior looks on our faces.

 

[Anarchy In Detroit]

If a girl has a sense of humor that isn't complete shit (like the 90% of them who say they like humor but don't laugh at fucking anything) then I'm yours.

 

[DANGERECTION]

I'm not getting the Titty thing as a LJF. Every straight man on the planet likes that. and LJF of the titty variety would be liking exclusively Monstrous F Cup Mammaries or some shit like that.

On the off-side, I've never been a size-queen about the cock. And I never understood the draw of man-ass, so aside from freakish height I'm at a loss for physical things... Although, now that I think of it I really like a boy with a jew-fro too.

 

[Serge A. Storms]

I like it when her ass looks like it's about to pop out from it's restraints.

 

[DANGERECTION]

... I don't think I have a Leather Jacket Factor.
Seriously. I'm wracking my brains, but I just can't think of anything.

Yeah, me neither.

It's always a collection of things that fit together well, rather than just one thing, that attracts me to someone.

I've seen plenty of people who tickle one aspect on my list of LJF's. The freakishly tall, the fast drivers, the smokers...
I've had a guy put two cigarettes in his mouth, light them at the same time and hand one off to me, which is like the most romantic cigarette related thing you can do, and most of the people I meet who do fall into those LJF categories I have are generally shit-heads.

I just have a hard time believing a person can't think of one thing thats completely unnecessary but still attracts them a little.

 

[TriGGeR_HaPPy]

... That one thing that instantly makes the opposite sex attractive to you

So, basically... Just on the outside?
Ooh, that's a tough one then :S

Unlike a few people I know (and a few people on here ), Natural hair is pretty good for me...
I don't even really mind what colour hair. Red-head, brunette, black hair, etc. If it's natural, I'll probably love it.
Usually, along those same lines - if it's loose, or mostly loose, even better... Long, too, is good.
The girl will usually have my immediate attention after that. ^_^

After that, it's more what the girl isn't. E.g. Fake-tan, wearing tights as pants (tights are not pants! Grr...), covered in make-up...
Same idea as the hair I guess. Get rid of the fake tan and centimetre thick make-up, and they're instantly more attractive to me.

Apart from those things...
Oh, Eyes. No idea how to explain this... but...
Eyes. :S
Some people have really interesting eyes, they actually have that "spark" in them. That, too, immediately gets me.

Umm... yea...
Is that enough?

 

[matrix3509]

I'm not getting the Titty thing as a LJF. Every straight man on the planet likes that. and LJF of the titty variety would be liking exclusively Monstrous F Cup Mammaries or some shit like that.

On the off-side, I've never been a size-queen about the cock. And I never understood the draw of man-ass, so aside from freakish height I'm at a loss for physical things... Although, now that I think of it I really like a boy with a jew-fro too.

I apologize for the titty thing. Kind of a shit thing to do for a first post I realize. Though I did correct that later with my Jedi/Sith remark.

I didn't say tits though, I said cleavage, which is a completely different beast (at least to me). I happen to like breasts better with a bra than without. It still doesn't make me any less of a pig, I realize.

 

[Eleuthera]

Oh, Eyes. No idea how to explain this... but...
Eyes. :S
Some people have really interesting eyes, they actually have that "spark" in them. That, too, immediately gets me.

I completely agree, including the no idea how to explain this.

Besides that, piercings (one or two, not 50) but I despise tattoos, the tiniest one will put me off a girl immediately.

 

[DANGERECTION]

I'm not getting the Titty thing as a LJF. Every straight man on the planet likes that. and LJF of the titty variety would be liking exclusively Monstrous F Cup Mammaries or some shit like that.

On the off-side, I've never been a size-queen about the cock. And I never understood the draw of man-ass, so aside from freakish height I'm at a loss for physical things... Although, now that I think of it I really like a boy with a jew-fro too.

I apologize for the titty thing. Kind of a shit thing to do for a first post I realize. Though I did correct that later with my Jedi/Sith remark.

I didn't say tits though, I said cleavage, which is a completely different beast (at least to me). I happen to like breasts better with a bra than without. It still doesn't make me any less of a pig, I realize.

I don't give a shit about your titty preference. No worries there.
I'm starting to realize some of the people aren't getting what I was trying to get across. Its still fun though.

What I mean is... If I see a guy who deep down where it matters I would not be interested in smoking a cigarette and wearing a good pair of boots, I may be willing to disregard how terrible he might be. I've grown up a little and get over that, but a lot of those things give me minicrushes on people who are not worth it at all.

It'd be like pining after a girl just because she wears corsets or skirts, even if she's a nutcase or something.

 

[TriGGeR_HaPPy]

Oh, Eyes. No idea how to explain this... but...
Eyes. :S
Some people have really interesting eyes, they actually have that "spark" in them. That, too, immediately gets me.

I completely agree, including the no idea how to explain this.

Besides that, piercings (one or two, not 50) but I despise tattoos, the tiniest one will put me off a girl immediately.

Tis an enigma, how to explain it...
Piercings, I don't mind really. Tattoos I don't really mind either, to be honest. Unless there's a lot, and/or it's simply in bad taste. :S