Your 'line'

[skywalkerlion]

I have a line I use around my friends alot: 'That's hot.'. This normally means I'm repulsed by something and I'm joking about it, and if I were trying to have an ounce of seriousness in the conversation I'd probably be like 'WTF?!', but that's not as fun. Lemme show you an example:

Friend: [hot girl] said she has sex ed with [douche] in the boys bathroom...what the hell?
Me: That's hot.
Friend: What?
Me: I said "That's disgusting".
Friend: Oh.

It's only used around my little friend circle and it's also normally said during times when I can find a hidden/perverted/something a douchebag would say moment. Example

Lucy: Desmond..shut the fuck up.
Me: That's hot.

In fact when my friends were over playing AC2 I used that line like 20x in the beggining where you're trying to escape Abstergo.

Anyway, do you guys have a humorous line that you like saying around friends?

Oh, and that first scenario actually happened. D:

 

[FactualSquirrel]

Well, I say "so's your face" alot.

 

[Jedamethis]

"Of course it is. Don't ask stupid questions."

 

[EAS_Suit]

Pfft that bullets too far away to hurt me... OW!

 

[ribonuge]

Hungry for Wuuuuuuuurms? No, hungry for Wooooooords.

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

Well...
I just have my normal lines. such as
"Even if it costs us the colony" and "Close shut the jaws, of Oblivion!"
I sometimes add those onto the end of sentences.

 

[Sonicron]

I... I don't have a line like that! *sniff*

*cries in corner*

 

[Aardvark]

You're just being racist

"Man, Army of Two is so shit"

"You're just being racist"

 

[TheNamlessGuy]

DELETED

 

[Deyja]

i asked a friend, and he said i used "damn I/you/they suck" alot.

 

[Phenakist]

"That's a bit fail..."

 

[justcallmeslow]

I say "This/it can only go well" but only when it really won't. Thankfully, people don't listen to my advice. Or if they do, it goes better than anticipated. Normally.

 

[comadorcrack]

And Example.

Random Person - I'm an expert at Modern Warfare 2 now!
Me - I'm an Expert at SHUT THE HELL UP!

I also say "Could be Worse" A lot...

 

[Kaboose the Moose]

"...but does it blend?"

Used in any circumstance.

 

[aPod]

Im not known for catch phrases but my one liners.

I just like mixing it up i guess.

However, i do enjoy the occasional "Thats what she said." So long as its completely inappropriate or im by some old ladies or a customer or im literally next to the girl im with and i am able to point at her as i say thats what she said. Preferably something along the lines of "That's never going to fit." or "Holy crap thats huge."

 

[Sir_Tor]

I always say 'sexy' when they mention a gay joke, mainly becuse some of them are homophobic. Or if they say they are gonna shove their feet up my ass I always say "Can't we do it now?"

 

[aruseusx]

Nice is mine.

 

[Adam]

Oh I have tonnes of lines, most of them come from internet memes or videos that ive seen, usually in response to something my friend has said to me.

Friend (Stupid idea/suggestion)
Me "Thing these things THROUGH!!! There's nothing worse than a half baked idea..."

Me (After telling a joke) "They love that joke down at the precinct."

Me (After seeing off a friend or acquaintance) "Who's that guy/girl?" (Opposite gender)

Friend "Where?"
Me "Southern quadrant, but they were on the move"

Friend/Me (Arguing about mac over pc) "I don't give a shit!!! *Explosion*"

Me (Said very quickly) "Oogedy oogedy boo oogedyboo! Look who it is, look who it is, look who it is.....It's Lu Bu!"

Me (Says something that may have been mumbles or not heard)
Friend "Whaaaaaaaaaaat?"

My friend is the same guy in all these instances, good times.

 

[SmartIdiot]

'But you're forgetting the important thing is MW2 is over-rated'

Always guaranteed to get a few looks of shock/anger.