What's your choices in the following categories about the movies of 2013? If you think of any other categories, feel free to include them.
Best Movie of 2013: Spring Breakers. This was a disappointing year in movies. Almost all the movies were mediocre. Some I enjoyed more than others, but none of them really excited me. However, Spring Breakers stuck with me the whole year. It's not a movie I would recommend to everyone. It was a visually spectacular, artistic take on what our society has become.
Worst Movie of 2013: Iron Man 3. Patton Oswalt has a funny stand-up bit where he takes a time machine to talk to George Lucas before he made the Star Wars prequels. Iron Man 3 reminds me of that, because they took out everything fun and enjoyable about Iron Man. They turned into a 1970 TV detective show.
2nd Worst Movie of 2013: Star Trek: Into Darkness. JJ Abrams had reset the Star Trek universe. They could have done a million different original stories as a result. Instead, they remade the best Star Trek movie in history with mediocre result.
Most Underrated Movie: The Lone Ranger. The way people reacted to this movie. It sounded like Johnny Depp sexually molested a dead baby on the screen. Let's be honest about why it bombed. Nobody in the targeted demographic knew anything about who or what The Lone Ranger was. Seriously, a kid working at the concession stand at the theater thought it was a remake of Walker, Texas Ranger. The Lone Ranger was Pirates of the Caribbean set in the old west. If you liked POTC, you should have enjoyed this movie.
Most Overrated Movie: Gravity. Full disclosure. I haven't seen this movie. When a movie has the same plot as Open Water, about two divers being stranded in the middle of the ocean. It has a been-there-been-bored-by-that feel.
Best Movie Trend: Narcissistic people gone bad. Spring Breakers, Pain and Gain, The Bling Ring. To a lesser extent American Hustle and Wolf of Wall Street. The fact that all but one of these movies was based on a true story should be a wake-up call for people to start re-evaluating their lives.
Worst Movie Trend: White guilt movies. Fruitvale Station, The Butler, 12 Years a Slave, and Captain Phillips. Admittedly, the reaction to the George Zimmerman verdict turned me off to watching anything about racial politics this year. I will watch 12 Years a Slave sometime next year. The rest I'll skip.
Best Movie of 2013: Spring Breakers. This was a disappointing year in movies. Almost all the movies were mediocre. Some I enjoyed more than others, but none of them really excited me. However, Spring Breakers stuck with me the whole year. It's not a movie I would recommend to everyone. It was a visually spectacular, artistic take on what our society has become.
Worst Movie of 2013: Iron Man 3. Patton Oswalt has a funny stand-up bit where he takes a time machine to talk to George Lucas before he made the Star Wars prequels. Iron Man 3 reminds me of that, because they took out everything fun and enjoyable about Iron Man. They turned into a 1970 TV detective show.
2nd Worst Movie of 2013: Star Trek: Into Darkness. JJ Abrams had reset the Star Trek universe. They could have done a million different original stories as a result. Instead, they remade the best Star Trek movie in history with mediocre result.
Most Underrated Movie: The Lone Ranger. The way people reacted to this movie. It sounded like Johnny Depp sexually molested a dead baby on the screen. Let's be honest about why it bombed. Nobody in the targeted demographic knew anything about who or what The Lone Ranger was. Seriously, a kid working at the concession stand at the theater thought it was a remake of Walker, Texas Ranger. The Lone Ranger was Pirates of the Caribbean set in the old west. If you liked POTC, you should have enjoyed this movie.
Most Overrated Movie: Gravity. Full disclosure. I haven't seen this movie. When a movie has the same plot as Open Water, about two divers being stranded in the middle of the ocean. It has a been-there-been-bored-by-that feel.
Best Movie Trend: Narcissistic people gone bad. Spring Breakers, Pain and Gain, The Bling Ring. To a lesser extent American Hustle and Wolf of Wall Street. The fact that all but one of these movies was based on a true story should be a wake-up call for people to start re-evaluating their lives.
Worst Movie Trend: White guilt movies. Fruitvale Station, The Butler, 12 Years a Slave, and Captain Phillips. Admittedly, the reaction to the George Zimmerman verdict turned me off to watching anything about racial politics this year. I will watch 12 Years a Slave sometime next year. The rest I'll skip.