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Vausch

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So let's assume something pretty damn awesome happened like a 5th dimensional scientist gave you a device that lets you enact the mechanics of 1 game per 24-hour period into real life. This not only includes things like say rapidly regenerating health but the activation of cheat codes, console commands,save functions, or just mechanics like in say Saints Row 3 the unlimited sprinting speeds or immunity to damage. Just to make it as good as possible, let's say you start with the maximum level so you're not limited on requirements for certain things.

What games would you apply, and what would you do?

I'd go with Skyrim for a bit and I'd probably be a little evil and abuse the quick-save/quick-load effect at first. Then I'd go and have some magic fun. Next, Saints Row The Third. Make myself immune to fall damage, explosion, fire, bullets, and even if physical combat still hurts I'd have rapid health regeneration.
 

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Okay . So life is a videogame ? First prince of persia . Slow down , rewind , stop time . You know ,. To commit terrible crimes.

Then any game with a reload / quick save function . To do stupid shit and stuff i would never do ( such ask random women if they want to sleep with me ) and reload to before i did that .

Then Just cause 2. Grapple hook anyone?

Then PoP 2008 . I CAN'T DIE !

Chrono trigger : TIME TRAVEL

chrono cross : PARALELL UNIVERSES . I'd totally wanna meet myself in an alternate timeline ( granted that i'm not dead ).
 

Johnny Novgorod

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Prince of Persia: Sands of Time sounds about right. I get to slow down and rewind time, some awesome parkour skills and the ability to regenerate health just by drinking tap water.

But since that's been covered already... Viewtiful Joe? Same time-based powers, except instead of regenerating health through water I get to eat cheeseburgers :p And I get a cool mecha and a sexy girlfriend. Decisions, decisions...
 
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Any game where I can stop time. That way I can do... stuff. Prince of Persia is taken, so I'll settle for Dishonored. Added bonus of save or reload at any time, and I can possess people and summon rats.

If I have to pick another, then Bioshock 1. Shoot lightning, start fires, shoot bees, mess with minds, and be the best wrench ninja ever.
 

CrimsonBlaze

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Definitely Sonic Generations.

For what reasons other than to go traveling around the world and seeing the sights. Also, due to my super speed, various shields, and going Super, I can explore the rural and uncharted parts of these places and have a more enriched experience. I'd be sure to have a powerful camera/camcorder to document my entire journey.

That would be the best day ever.
 

FalloutJack

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Asura's Wrath.

You're so damn powerful that DBZ characters are dropping gold bricks in their trousers. Completely and UTTERLY unbeatable.
 

Auron225

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Portal! =D If I only had a Portal Gun for a day then I likely couldn't make cross-country shortcuts (I imagine my portals will vanish when the day is up) but I would have so much fun screwing around with it!!

 

lRookiel

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Grand theft auto, conjure up Infinite moneys.

I win the game of life :p
 

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Bastion. Everything I do gets this sexy, sexy narration.

Also Bioshock. Just try to imagine it:

"Suddenly, Kid's arms turn into giant hives. He starts shooting bees at random people. He laughs maniacally."
 

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If I got powers from video games I'd pick Dishonored for the time stopping and possession powers. And how cool would it be to get the blink power. Or for just getting around, I'd take the powers from Prototype 2. I could sprint up walls and throw cars at people. And it would be awesome.
 

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Am I allowed to pick Kratos or would that be the equivalent of saying that I want Superman's power? If not, I'd probably have whatever superpower/deal with the devil that allows GTA character to die or be arrested with only a minor penalty to their wallet.
 

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Dishonored, I can basically teleport.
Fallout, I can use VATS... not to useful in real life, actually. But the pip-boy is pretty cool.
Assassin's Creed, Parkour ftw...
But in the end, Mass Effect. Hot ladies joining you for adventures? Yeah to the hell!
 

Pebkio

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Why is everyone going on about time travel? This is a video game! Video games COME with a save feature. So I can already go back to redo crap without the need to travel in time.

Sims 3
So easy to manipulate. I'd become an alchemist, make and drink 9001 skill boosters, make a witch's brew potion and drink that. I'd not need to rest in those 24 hours because I could just get an invigorating potion. Eventually I'd be able to perform magic that freed me from having to eat or poop or bathe. I'd also be able to turn a useless cookie into something that'll be worth 2k if cut correctly. Not to mention that the console commands completely break everything. I'd also learn how to make the young-again potion and build up a stockpile of the supernatural potions to sell them to people. 24 glorious hours is around 60 in-game days to make myself awesome...

Granted the witch thing would't stick around, but I'd still already have mastered all the skills of life. Then armed with the ability to do everything ever...

Grand Theft Auto 3
Listen, we're not talking about actually going into the video game, I wouldn't have to put up with the graphics. GTA3 is still my pick for the funnest of all the GTA clones... and the tanks were just awesome. They also had the cars that never stopped working no matter how badly you smashed them up and running from the cops was fracking hilarious.

Infamous
I, as the purple mage, cast lightning. I wouldn't be dressed like a normal douche like Cole Mc'Idiot. I'd ham it up. I'd be busting out the robe and wizard hat. And I'd definitely need the new power because the authorities would be nice and pissed at me for the tank rampages that happened the day before.

Civilization 4
Now that the world is sending entire armies after me because I'd have gone evil to get the chain-lightning thing, I'll need to ramp up my game a bit. So, starting as a single unit, I take over a major industrial city by walking onto it and killing the "police-officer" unit. I'd be able to do this because I can give myself all the promotions. Thus it becomes my new nation. Seeing how advanced, industrial, and over-populated we are, I'd switch to slavery and mass-produce a bunch of defendy tanks. I'd then abandon the city, letting America retake it and deal with all the unhappy survivors, and move on to a different city, probably in Canada. I'd hold on to this one, being better defended and all. In 24 hours (which could cover several centuries in which I somehow don't age or die) I could get people to follow me for reasons beyond "that's how it works in the game".

So now that I've got my own nation...

Xcom: Enemy Unknown
That's the best goddam research facility in the existence of anything ever. Too bad it doesn't bring the game's setting with it, but I bet I could make some massively great scientific breakthroughs even without alien alloys. I'll just "scan for activity" when trying to cram decades of research into 24-hours.

Pokemon... um... Emerald
This crap isn't going to stick after the "day" is over... so I'm going to get myself a bunch of those candy things to evolve my pet cat into "much cooler looking" pet cat and then stay in and watch TV. It might also be funny when people realize they've taken in dangerous animals as pets when suddenly the lovable "partner" thing dissolves away.
 

kurokotetsu

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Considering I have my fair share of bottles, I would go with having an access to the Great Fairy Fountain. insta halth? Unable to be killed? And an access to Hyrule? Yeah, I'm all over that. In a similar vein, access to the Gomode in UT2k4, with all the Weapons. A nice Redeemer rampage would show poeple who is boss.

Also, Portal FTW.
 

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Get the powers from Prototype so I can run up skyscrapers, sprint infinitely (and extremely fast), jump off buildings and take no fall damage, do glides and air-dashes. It would be a pretty fun power set to have in LA.
 

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Tbh, i thought of world ruling powers, but im going to go with Persona 4.
Action, Adventure, and none of the girls you know friend-zone you.
 

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Star Wars: The force Unleashed

Lets be honest, you have all wanted to have the force at one point or another. There would be force push, lighting, double jump and uhmmm........OH yeah LIGHTSABERS!