Your Organisation XIII Nobody Name (Kingdom Hearts) Round 2: Final Mix Edition

[FPLOON]

Well... This sucks... I just found out my Organization XIII name would have been Sophjex (sof-gex), since my name is Joseph... But that thread was both "old"... (and got necro'd...)

So, who's up for "Round 2: Final Mix Edition"? Here are the [original] rules quoted from <link=http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view/The+Shade+of+Time>The Shade of Time:

You have to use your 1st name and re-arange it and put in a X obviously.
You can shorten it to 4 letters of your name not including the X.
And it has to be somewhat creative not something like "PhilX", rather something like "Xilph"

*crickets chirping* Okay... Well, how about we add another (optional) rule to spice things up... If you didn't know, each Organization member's weapons followed a particular theme in their name... and it was more apparent in 358/2's multiplayer where they had multiple weapons to choose from all under the same theme as their base weapon...

My Nobody weapon would fall under the theme of different poetry styles and my base weapon would have the name "Haiku"...

So, to take it from the top, what's your Nobody name and, as an added bonus, what would your Nobody weapon's theme be?

Edit: Spell-check on my part... not the quoted part...
Final Mix Edit:

Most of the Organisation members all have elements too - can we pick those?

Yes, you can... There's plenty of elements to choose from...

My element would be the element of Illusion... (more or less to fit with my "Wizard" status...)

 

[JoJo]

So, I'm guessing name threads are the new trend of the month huh? I could get used to this, it's a step up from the dreaded you know what threads anyway.

As for my Organisation XIII name, I'm partial to 'Joxjo', pronounced 'Jox-Joe'. My weapon theme would be the giant drill, for old times sake.

 

[FalloutJack]

I would still be Barry.

It's clever, it's original, it's unexpected.

And I'd be this easy-going bartender who serves bitchin' strong drinks so you'd never know that I had no emotions.

 

[Rylee Fox]

Xof? My name is Fox so it already has an x in it and there isn't much I can do with only 3 letters.

No idea on the theme.

 

[DudeistBelieve]

SanX? Mine sounds like a carpet cleaner!

"HI! BILLY MAISE HERE FROM OXYCLEAN! HERE TO INTRODUCE SANX: CARPET CLEANER!"

Weapon... I don't know how about a lead pipe?

 

[Leemaster777]

Xeel. Either that or Exel.

You know, Nobody names only really work if you've got at least as many vowels in your name as consonants.

Anyways, my weapon would be a wooden training sword, and my element would be wood.

 

[username sucks]

Shuax? Sure, I am Shuax. Though I would rather use my awesome middle name so I could be Dexte (dex-tay) or Xetden.

As for the weapon, I don't remember what kinds of things the Nobodys used. The last Kingdom Hearts I played was Kingdom Hearts 2, and that was a long time ago.

So, unless I'm breaking any rules with this, I would have weapons that allow me to manipulate minds, because I like to explore the depths of my mind, and try to find the boundaries between logic, emotion, and memories (It's what I do with most of my free time, I know I'm strange).

Barring that I would have ice weapons. My base weapon would be called "Coldheart", and would be a glove or fist made mostly of ice.

 

[Keoul]

GorreX?

I guess that could work, not the best but not exactly the worst name to add an X to.
Guess my weapon would have to be something gory or else people would get confused, maybe a giant axe or some kinda chainsaw. I'm not that great in the imagination department.

 

[sextus the crazy]

Gagex?
Aggex?
Axegg?

fuck, I dunno.

I'd probably have some sort of gun like the XM8 that can be transformed into different types. I've always been partial to practical weapons.

 

[Hero of Lime]

Xhttewam
Tatwhxem
Wehttamx

I could go on.

My weapon theme would be a Claymore that doubles as a bow. It must contain zippers in some way as per Kingdom Hearts tradition.

 

[FalloutJack]

*Walks back in*

Oh, whoops! I was suppose to suppose to pick a weapon.

Uhhh...

Hmmm.

Well, since Barry's an unassuming bartender, I would say a hefty shotgun that has very explosive results.

"What? I don't do any flashy gimmicks or whatnot. I just blow things away. It's very effective and soothing."

 

[Slitzkin]

Kjaex?

Kjaex it is. Sounds very Aethelweard and Aelfred. Saxons and Wessex for the win.

My power would be to have the power to retcon the Kingdom Hearts series to make sure the pants on head retarded story and fluff doesn't happen. Sort like a Steins; Gate thing. How brilliant could the story be if it didn't go insane after the first game? What if the second game was just Sora trying to get back to Destiny Islands and saving Riku from the Darkness? So awesome it would be. Instead we got Nobodies, Naminé, Roxas and three billion Ansems.

 

[MrHide-Patten]

I did this yonks ago, designed a character, backstory, a minion, and a games worth of fan-fiction. Then I threw it all in a bin when I realised what I had done. Repurposed the character into an orginal story so at least I didn't completely waste my time.

His name was Ramxk and he manipulated blood in a daring display of originality my 14 year old self thought was fantastic.

Spoiler

Man I was so bad at drawing. Well bad compared to now at least...

 

[Kirk Rowe]

I think I had mine a while ago for something like this. I believe it was Krixk (Krick-sk).

 

[Vault Citizen]

Ghertax I originally went with Xhertag but I don't even know how I would pronounce that.

 

[snappydog]

I'm gonna use Chris as a base since Christopher is gonna produce absolute monstrosities...
Um..
Um
Having only one vowel is hard.
Shirxc?
Rixcsh?
I'm not sure I can make anything pronounceable here. How about my middle name... Nexlg or Gelnx?
I literally cannot make a pronounceable Nobody name, dammit. Might have to use Topher, since that's the other thing I've ever even vaguely gone by, in which case I could be Trexoph or Proxeth or something, which I guess would be okay. Anyway, my weapons would be sorta like poi, so weighted/bladed balls at the end of a chain. Being a Nobody, I'd have like eight of these on the go at any one time. As for my element, fire and wind are already taken so I guess I'll go for force. Nobody's got that (pun entirely intended) and it'd be pretty cool; I could just channel my power into my weapon for ridiculously powerful hits.

 

[Isalan]

Xhttewam
Tatwhxem
Wehttamx

I could go on.

My weapon theme would be a Claymore that doubles as a bow. It must contain zippers in some way as per Kingdom Hearts tradition.

Without meaning to offend you sir, I have to say Twatmhex (Twat-em-hex) would be awesome. Especially with a claymore.

OT: TranxG, I guess? Dunno what your gonna do with Grant tbh.

Oh, and I'd have some kind of giant ass Flail. With a midget instead of a spiky ball. Or a little person, if your feeling politically incorrect.

 

[Hero of Lime]

Xhttewam
Tatwhxem
Wehttamx

I could go on.

My weapon theme would be a Claymore that doubles as a bow. It must contain zippers in some way as per Kingdom Hearts tradition.

Without meaning to offend you sir, I have to say Twatmhex (Twat-em-hex) would be awesome. Especially with a claymore.

OT: TranxG, I guess? Dunno what your gonna do with Grant tbh.

Oh, and I'd have some kind of giant ass Flail. With a midget instead of a spiky ball. Or a little person, if your feeling politically incorrect.

No offense taken! Probably better than my other ideas.

 

[Auron225]

I thought about this long ago and still like the one a friend suggested;

Xandiel

As for a weapon? ... it's tempting to just say Broadsword but for the sake of originality? I'll go with dual-pistols. I mean, Xigbar has a f*cking sniper rifle - why can't I have pistols?

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Had to get your attention Most of the Organisation members all have elements too - can we pick those? Mine would be lightning!