The Jakeinator said:
Despite the noobish poster and the multipost, this thread might have been interesting.
...It still can be. Why not make it interesting?
Well, first of all, were I in a video game, I would be the emperor, god, or god-emperor of the Squirrels, complete with large fluffy tail and awesome ears.
(unrelated, I just had a pretty sweet idea for the making of an RTS game relating to that above sentence.)
My ultimate attack, were it a game where you actually play as the main character, would probably involve the unleashing of hundreds(thousands?(tens of thousands?)) of squirrels.