Your Porn Name

[super_smash_jesus]

So this little tid bit has always made me laugh a bit, but if you were in porn, what would your stage name be?

You could make one up, or use the old trick : first name = your pet, surname = street you live on. Feel free to post both.


my porn name using the latter of the options is (drumroll): Ghandi Grey

 

[wilsonscrazybed]

My porn name is Randy Jackson...

 

[The_Heretic]

My porn name is Lacy Greenville...Either that or Scruffy Greenville. I don't know which one sounds better.

 

[Johnn Johnston]

One of my friends lives on 'Long Street' and he had a dog named 'Ricky'. No jokes, so that formula is pretty much made exclusively for him.

 

[Khedive Rex]

Under that formula my porn name would be ... Ramses Woodcrest.

Works after a fasion.

 

[Conqueror Kenny]

Well mine would be Chompy Mayow
Not a very good one. I best not get into porn then

 

[Churchman]

Brandi Corless


man thats lame

 

[Zulu-Echo14]

Lucky God, I'm serious, Lucky is my dog and my street name is John of God street.

 

[revolverwolf]

Brandi Corless


man thats lame

Not nearly as lame as mine. "McDonalds Edgebank". That is seriously crap.

 

[super_smash_jesus]

you named your dog McDonalds? lol

 

[the monopoly guy]

calvin shiller, hobbes shiller, cal shiller, or jim carry shiler

wait...what?

 

[revolverwolf]

you named your dog McDonalds? lol

I was a little chubby 4 year old. Don't blame me.

 

[Johnn Johnston]

you named your dog McDonalds? lol

I was a little chubby 4 year old. Don't blame me.

Hopefully it wasn't a daschund - you might have thought it was an oversized sausage.

 

[Jumplion]

Long Lion to keep up with the names with the word "Lion" in my user name.

 

[Spleeni]

Lightning Lanes

FTW

 

[hondommond]

mukie polflans

 

[TheGhostOfSin]

Mine is amazing -

Spoiler: Here it is, I'm honistly scared of it

Spotty Oldwood

 

[Leodiensian]

Jasper Woodbourne.

Theres potential there. "Jasper" isn't good, but the presence of "wood" in the surname has a porny ring to it.

 

[Anarchemitis]

Sheila Cottonwood.

Wait, what?

 

[the monopoly guy]

Sheila Cottonwood.

Wait, what?

transvestite maybe