Your weapon? With a .....twist?

[pyrosaw]

This is indeed another "your weapon" thread, but this is different. This is technacally a dream weapon thread, and your weapon it could be as stupid, strange, or salty as you want your weapon to be.BUT. Your weapon must have certain weakness. For example: Mine is a flaming machete that you can only use when your drunk. Post away?



edit: Or a bottle of endless Vodka thats cures/heals anything. Downside is that I can't defend myself. I can break it onsomeone's head, but it will ruin the healing prowess.

 

[delet]

Pancake Cannon?

It fires pancakes at high velocities for instant kills on hit.

The downside? You don't get to eat the pancakes. ;_;

 

[Last Bullet]

An arm cannon that only works when I laugh. Get ready y'all, sLAUGHTER coming through.

 

[Zap Rowsdower]

I want a portal gun that also shoots shurikens, lightning, and fire. And it despenses milkshakes. But, you can only use it when you are in a coma. And you probably won't be using it then...

 

[Johnnyallstar]

The omega cannon which only works when the user has an awkward boner..... OH CRA

 

[Armored Prayer]

Sausage Bat. A bat made entirely of meat.

Downside is that the grease can cause it slip out of your hands.

 

[subject_87]

A flamethrower that only works whenever there's an awkward pause in a conversation.

 

[Steam Colossus]

This is D&D related so I'm sorry to those that don't get in.
A Barbarian/Cleric hybrid with the Pacifist Healer feat...

 

[Broady Brio]

The Nervous Gun.

Only fires, when the gun detects hand movement. Then never stops.

 

[Contun]

My hand is essentially the Spirit Gun.

Only downside is I can only fire it once per day.

 

[Simalacrum]

A nuclear bomb that kills everyone and everything EXCEPT you, your friends, family and anyone else you like.

The weakness? Goodluck surviving the fallout!

 

[Atmos Duality]

Double bladed sword (think Darth Maul).
The drawback is that only Evil Me gets to use it. And I'm not a fan of mass-murder so...

 

[Kuchinawa212]

Deathstar it's pretty much unbeatable
I mean there IS a two meter wide whole that if you MIGHT get a torpedo down could blow it up.
But it's ray sheilded, has enough guns to kill a whole army in three secounds flat and has a dark lord of the sith guarding it. I think I'm safe

 

[linkzeldi]

A nintendo DS that shoots lasers, but glitches all of your games.

 

[joshuaayt]

Arm that turns into an auto-aiming auto-firing wallhack lag-inducing shotgun.
It happens automatically when you first glance upon that girl, that one girl, who you KNOW you will spend the rest of your life with. Oh... I, Uh, Guess not. Sorry, man.
What bitter irony, that sees my pwning habits online...ultimitely pwn the love of my life...

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

A lightsaber that only activates when you are aroused

A BFG 9000 that you only can fire when you have the hiccups.

 

[eggy32]

Well, it' a little tiny gun that kills whatever I want in whatever way I can imagine and it has infinite ammo. The weakness is that it costs 10 bucks.

You didn't say it had to be a big weakness.

 

[Macgyvercas]

Deathstar it's pretty much unbeatable
I mean there IS a two meter wide whole that if you MIGHT get a torpedo down could blow it up.
But it's ray sheilded, has enough guns to kill a whole army in three secounds flat and has a dark lord of the sith guarding it. I think I'm safe

I used to T-16 womp rats. I can totally nail your 2 metre thermal exhaust port.

OT: Vicious weapons in DDO. They deal an extra 1d6 to your target, but hit you for 1d3. Not bad if you have a healer or are fighting weaklings, but get yourself in a one on one with a monster with 10 times as many hitpoints as you and odds are good you'd be in trouble.

 

[Gilhelmi]

An arm cannon that only works when I laugh. Get ready y'all, sLAUGHTER coming through.

That is a good one.

OT: Mine would be a 155mm Cannon shooting tooth-pick shaped metal darts.

Downside: you have to pick up all the darts after you fire.

I wish I was more creative with weaponry.

 

[Daverson]

A high-powered LASER rifle, the downside is that it runs on those watch batteries that nowhere sells.