Your zombie survival squad!

[team star pug]

I have decided to make a thread in which you pick four people, fictional or not, that would be entertaining to watch in a movie or play as in hypothetical Black ops or Left-4-Dead DLC. For extra cookies you could name a location that would be amusing. I would choose:

1. John F. Kennedy
2. Stephen Fry
3. Brian Blessed
4. Bruce Cambell

The possiblility for quotes is astronomicle.

The location, a castle because you don't get them much anymore.

 

[oplinger]

1. Bruce Willis
2. Some overly nice preppy girl
3. Samuel L Jackson
4. Felix The Cat.

...I mean come on, that's pure gold right there.

 

[baddude1337]

Cole Mcgrath
Deadpool
Gordon Freeman
Keely Hazell


First 3 would kick ass, Keeley just their to look HAWT.


A good place to own zombies? A roller-coaster. That was moving. And on fire.

 

[Zantos]

This could be difficult, but I'll give it a go.

1) Hugh Laurie (with his proper accent)
2) Sir Killalot from Robot Wars (for the WTF factor)
3) Captain Picard (not just Patrick Stewart, i mean full on in costume and carring a phaser)
4) Ray Mears (It was a toss up between him and bear grylls, but anyone with a machete permanently strapped to his leg has to win)

A childrens play centre would be quite funny. You know, the ones with the climbing frames and ball pools and stuff.

 

[Tiny116]

Jason Statham
Data (He could be bitten but not infected.)
Milla Jovovich
Charlie from Land of the Dead

Location: The Pub

[sub]However my guaranteed to survive team would be:
Dr Manhattan
Silver Surfer
Superman
Invisible woman (Granted she is most likely to die, but if we assume she really does look like Jessica Alba we can accept that right?[/sub]

 

[Shoggoth2588]

I would take...

Pokemon Trainer Red (as seen on Mount Silver with his party of 6 level 80+ Pokemon)
Sarge (from Red vs. Blue)
Invader Skooge (who is tiny and, ugly)
Cohen the Barbarian (from Discworld...also he can have his Den Chewers)

They will fight zombies SSB style in The Mushroom Kingdom. The castle stage from Melee since it's fairly big. They'll be able to leave the area via magical shop but once they do that the zombie fight will be more 80's good-cop-bad-cop movie. Once they leave the shop they will be in Blood Gulch, fighting in first person. A rift in time will take everyone to their final destination: Planet Blortch: Home of the Slaughtering Rat People...who have been zombified. The fighting from then on will be a freestyle.

 

[ssgt splatter]

General Grievous
Starkiller
General RAAM
Skorge
Albert Wesker
A Big Daddy and a Big Sister

Location: Aperture Science Laboratories with the Portal gun and GLaDOS helping you out.

 

[Leg End]

Sakura Kinomoto
Tomoyo Daidouji
Yue
Keroberos.

Location: On top of the Tokyo Tower.

Reason for above: Sakura can change them all back.

Yes, I cheated. But it is soooooo worth it.

4. Felix The Cat.

+1 Internet.

Spoiler: And a Cookie

 

[Kolosus]

Gordon Freeman (For being a Physics crunching badass with a crowbar)
MineCraft Guy (For being surprisingly good at handling zombies a 100m under the surface)
Mordecai ((Borderlands)For being able to snipe a load of zombies from VERY far away)
Jonathan Coulton (For having a guitar and making appropriate songs)
V (For having an awesome mask, and being quite deadly with knives)
Keira Knightly (For being the eyecanndy, and being able to sail a ship)

Yup, we would definitely survive.

The location, a castle because you don't get them much anymore.

As a matter of fact, i just played Dragon Age: Origins, and i'm actually in the middle of fighting my way INTO a zombie filled castle... Them damn demon possesed children...

 

[shootthebandit]

big bird, alf, teletubby (that big gay peadophilic green one) and orvil.

zombies wouldnt dare fuck about with my squad, would you?

edit: location, a rough biker bar in the wrong end of town

 

[VaderMan92]

Chuck Norris
Bruce Campbell
Bruce Lee
John Wayne

on the death star

 

[Tiny116]

Chuck Norris
Bruce Campbell
Bruce Lee
John Wayne

on the death star

Mate you just trumped EVERYONE
More than worthy of a /thread response

 

[Cazza]

I think this team will do well.

River Tam Could do most if not all the work
Simon Tam To keep River happy and it's always good to have a doctor
The Doctor Well I'm this line of thought. He could get us out of some bad situations even if we got River Tam.
Galen Marek Awesome force using skills.

 

[archvile93]

Master Chief: let's see those zombies get through his armor

replica pilot in an EPA: let's see those zombies bite through a dual chaingun and missle pod armed mech

Gordon Freeman: that's pretty much a given

Toby: you need a red shirt. You just do

 

[DudeD1020]

1.) Sean Connery-Because we all love Sean.
2.) Little Jimmy Urine-Jimmy would bite the zombies first! Ha try that one zombies, you've been infected.
3.) Scorpion-He spits fire, what's not to love?
4.) "The Pissing Druid"-The one magician that has a legitimate piss-cannon spell.
L.) in a spooky forest with a dead "gampire".

 

[northeast rower]

HK 47
HK 47
Hk 47
Noble Six, to keep the HK's under control

 

[shado_temple]

1)Richard Nixon
2)Morgan Freeman
3)Dr. House (we do need a doctor, after all)
4)This guy:

As for location, I'd say Disney World.

 

[The Sandvich]

Bill (Left 4 Dead)

Gordon Freeman (Half Life)

Darth Vader

Bruce Lee

MAKE THIS

 

[MrJKapowey]

1) Master Chief

2) Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs (plot armour is so strong his job can survive him nuking DC)

3) Ezio trained to use an FN FAL (because he can free run)

4) Ghost/Gaz/Whatever. (If Gaz dies, Ghost replaces him, if Ghost dies, so and so replaces him!)

Location : A brightly lit area with lots of parkour and free running sections.