You're dying.

[Maibus]

"I feel Happyyyy, I feel Happp-"

I hope someone gets that

Rofl I get it, I don't want to go on the cart!

My last words would be KHAAAAAAAAN!!!!!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

"You all suck...i curse you with everlasting hatred and pestilence then i leave my fortune to the cat"

 

[C117]

"Bummer."

 

[FalloutJack]

"Woosh!"

"Detonate the charges!"

"Get me a necromancer."

"Alright, if my plan works, you'll know by everything in the world instantaneously improving. If not, then god is a stubborn asshole. Wish me luck!"

 

[AmayaOnnaOtaku]

FOR PONY
Pillz Here
For da horde
It's Just a flesh Wound

 

[Kajt]

"Oh, bloody hell."

"With my last breath, I curse Zoidberg."

You, sir, just won.

 

[savandicus]

"I still thinks thats a funny word though...Buddha...hehe....*dies*"

10 points for the referance!

Concerned: The Half-Life and death of Gordon Frohman. Love that webcomic series.

I would say "This was a triumph"

I know, so original
/sarcasm

Ding Ding Ding! We have a winner! 10 points to you.

 

[JourneyThroughHell]

"At last I can get some fucking sleep".
"Bye-bye, everyone".
"Achooo".
Something among these lines.

 

[Rainboq]

It's the end of my world as I know, it's the end of my world as I know it and I feel fine.... *urk*

 

[Kinichie]

I lost.

 

[AldirTK]

"I can see a white light...Hitler? What are you doing here!?"

IT Crowd?


I'd be like: "You should've been the ones to bring me into the liiiiiight!"

 

[Mr. Bojangles]

"Wait a minute"

Cookie for getting reference.

 

[chenry]

I told you I was sick.

Q: Do you see a white light?
A: THERE! ARE! FOUR! LIGHTS!

 

[drbarno]

Point upwards

"this planet is theirs" ...dies

 

[SxyAlfaSheWolf]

Come closer my family...cough....
*they edge closer*
Coooooouugh let me....tell...you our...cough weez...family secrets...weeez cough
gaaaaaasp...
Pause..........


This was a triumph
I'm making a note here
HUGE SUCCESS
It's hard to overstate my satisfaction
Aperture Science

.................song...........

and believe me I am still alive
I'm doing science and I'm still alive
I feel FANTASTIC and I'm still alive
While you are dying I'll be still alive
and when you're dead I'll be still alive
STILL ALIVE, still aliiiiiiiiiii...beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep

Family= o-O wtf!! O-o *Portal sound* Glados---> (0) hello new subjects

 

[AldirTK]

I'd die. Then come back.

"I got better."

 

[Macgyvercas]

There's a light...Wait...Yoda, is that you?

 

[WestMountain]

"I'll be back"

Who's that on your avatar? She looks familiar...

Hayley Williams, singer in the band Paramore :]