You're dying.

[SD-Fiend]

Id tell my cousin: thanks for never giving me that dreamcast you don't use

 

[benbenthegamerman]

"From Hell's heart, i stab at thee. From mine soul, i spit at thee." -Moby Dick

^
I
I
my dying words

 

[OutcastBOS]

Up...Up...Down...Down...left...right...left...right...B...A...B...A...Star

 

[Comma-Kazie]

"Moose . . . Indian . . ."

 

[chromewarriorXIII]

Both of these posts are made of epic. Can't really top them.

Just quoting you to say that your avatar is awesome. My favorite album ever.

"My favorite band is N'Sync... my favorite member is Harpo... if there isn't a Harpo, I think there should be... I'm going to write their next hit... A boom boom chicka chicka boom... *dies*"

Cookies for the reference.

 

[aaronmcc]

Hope no one beat me to it but...

"This is SPARTA!"

 

[DanDeFool]

Either:

"My friends, gather round... and listen well to my last words.
...
Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you!
Never gonna make you cry, never gonna... GAAACK!"

or

To my highly religious mother:

"Well, I just hope I have better luck convincing God why I became an atheist than I did convincing you."

 

[WittyName]

or for 5 points

"Why didnt you....DDDOODDDGGGEEEE!!!! bleg" *dies*

TeamFourStar's Dragonball Z Abridged I believe?

OT: "Guess what?...... I'm haunting you."

 

[AdmiralMemo]

"...the game."

Oh, you suck... I just lost. And to do that to your family with your dying words? You'd be a hilarious prick. :-D

 

[chetoos]

Damn...pally...nerfs!

 

[Xvito]

*Points finger like a gun*

"Bang!"

 

[TheDudeMan14]

"the cake is a lie"

 

[LostinOriginality]

"It...was the...NARWALS!"

 

[Professor M]

"Lol"

 

[Giantcain]

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!

damn ninja'd although when i can pronouce that im so saying that on my deathbed

 

[ImprovizoR]

"Be right back"