You're dying.

[Angus565]

"Don't worry, I've done this before."

 

[nick n stuff]

first one to cry has to clean up the shit i have when i die.

 

[Grabnaur]

Bury..me..with....my......money.(beeeeeeeeep)(rises)
Cocaines a hell of a drug. (beeeeeep) (rises again)
I'm dead before dawn I'm dead before dawn I'm dead before dawn. (beeeeeeeeeeeep)

 

[DEATHROAD]

"Tell them...i said something!"

 

[FetaFrosch]

Point upwards

"this planet is theirs" ...dies

that a good one but I would go for something like "Even in death I still serve"(got a Donor card :3)

 

[Lyri]

I'd sing "Holy Diver"

just because.

 

[Mafiastyle]

Phoenix down...Anyone?

 

[Abbadiel]

"AAAALWAYS I WANNA BE WITH YOU, AND MAKE BELIEVE WITH YOU, AND LIVE IN HARMONY HARMONY, OH LOVE"

Downright awesome.

 

[Superlordbasil]

"Looks like team rocket is blasting off again!"

or

"insert coins to continue"

 

[CloggedDonkey]

"... Hastor Hastor Hastor."

 

[GaM Pancho]

Releasing Control...

 

[Mr. Purple]

<color=purple> Ummm, well not on purpose, but my last words would probably be something along the lines of, "I'm not donna die, I'll be just fiii....." *dies*

 

[Tharwen]

...

"You did buy phoenix down, didn't you?"

 

[Grayjack]

"I see... a light... and in that light... SATAN!"

 

[lazathor]

Luke...there is another...Sky...wal...ker...

 

[Paksenarrion]

I'd start singing "Still Alive".

 

[etherlance]

"Don't worry guys, I watched "Little Nickey" a dozen times now so i know how to fuck the system"

or

RESPAWNING IN 5.......4.......3........2.......1......

or

B-but I never got to see the.........chocolate rain!

or my favorite:

Me: Hello family members........I'd like to play a game. inside one of you there is a vial containing the only antidote for the poison that now courses through your veins.

most people are sooo ungrateful for the lives they have......but by the end of today that will no longer be true for one of you.

LIVE OR DIE.........YOU CHOOSE!!

 

[wfpdk]

"have my last words on my headstone... huurrrrrk... bleh." and then die

 

[MercenaryCanary]

Final words?
"Final words are for those who can't say enough."

 

[TheLefty]

That's a good question. I'll probably try and make it epic, but then have it be an awful joke, and all my friends with laugh at how funny I am then I'll flat line.