You're stuck with one tattoo for the rest of your life...

[The Apothecarry]

A man comes to you and tells you that you have to get a tattoo. He gives you one of three options:

1. A penis on your forehead.
2. A Hitler mustache.
3. Gene Simmons KISS facepaint.

This was a question of the day on one of my local radio stations a few weeks ago.

 

[Ryengu]

I daresay 3 would be the least offensive.

 

[TheTurtleMan]

Hitler mustache because then I can just get a bigger tattoo mustache around the Hitler stache. Specifically a barber shop quartet mustache along with a tattoo monocle.

 

[No_Remainders]

I could just grow a moustache over the Hitler moustache....


I'd probably just do that.

 

[unicron44]

Gene Simmons face paint because KISS fucking rules.

EDIT: Also why can't I just say "fuck you" not get said tattoo. Nothing says I have to.

 

[Je Suis Ubermonkey]

Hitler 'tache. Should give anyone who tells me I should shave a bit of a shock.

 

[SomethingUnrelated]

I could just grow a moustache over the Hitler moustache....


I'd probably just do that.

Bloody Ninjas...

But KISS are way cool, so I might go with that.

 

[emeraldrafael]

Probably the kiss facepaint I suppose.

... THough I'd probably just say no thank you.

 

[zarix2311]

Interesting radeo station. I guess #2 for the afore mentioned reasons.

 

[dancinginfernal]

I'd get a penis tattoo.

So I can headbutt people and claim skullfucking.

 

[rokkolpo]

Probably the penis on forehead.
I'm sure I can think of something to make it less visible.

I'm sure as hell not having a moustache.

 

[OmniscientOstrich]

Hitler mustache, since you could just grow a beard over it.

 

[WrongSprite]

Tache, and I'll grow a big beard. No brainer.

 

[icame]

Hitler mustache because then I can just get a bigger tattoo mustache around the Hitler stache. Specifically a barber shop quartet mustache along with a tattoo monocle.

Brilliant! Though you could just grow a stache' I suppose

 

[Radeonx]

I'll just get a Hitler 'stache and ask for it to be the same color as my skin.

 

[Gildan Bladeborn]

The mustache, since I have a mustache and therefore nobody would really notice.

 

[GraveeKing]

2.
No doubt, saves me the time growing it for fancy dress party's and to scare relatives I don't know or like at their weddings I truly do not care about.

 

[lobster1077]

I already have a Grisly Adams beard so yes Hitler 'tache it is.