Zero Punctuation: E3 2013

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Evonisia

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Liked this episode, still not a massive fan of the 2013 ZP but it's been consistently good for me since every episode after Star Trek.

Astro said:
ERRUGHHHH NO THE LAST OF US?!
He said in the Remember Me review that he was doing E3 this week.
 

thanatos388

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Astro said:
ERRUGHHHH NO THE LAST OF US?!
I'm guessing its time will come next week, don't fret.

One of your best episodes so far ZP. Well done, the worst part for me was hearing people describe The Evil Within's chase sequence as "like something you'd see from Silent Hill 2" good to know that even people who like good games don't know why they are good. Also, no mention of The Last Guardian being put on indefinite hold? It was the only news outside of MGSV I actually cared about.
 

Callate

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Possibly the most enjoyable disclaimer/footnote ever. Though I'm sure we'll find more compelling reasons to hate games being XBox One exclusives after the console comes out, just you wait.
 

Gone Rampant

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Astro said:
ERRUGHHHH NO THE LAST OF US?!
Hang on, I think I can translate the nerdrage: "Dear Yahtzee: Why did you not review The Last Of Us? I am slightly miffed and and making my thoughts so."

I honestly did think Yahtzee would like The Division, since people did say it was like what Watch-Dogs did last year (Speaking of which, odd you didn't bring Ubisoft up much or Star Wars Battlefront, but I'm assuming that's for Extra Punctuation), but then I remembered the Tom Clancy name on it and Yahtzee's less then steallar reaction to the brand.

Also enjoyed the speech at the end- quite eloquent, if I say so myself.
 

Joshroom

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Ha! That was one hell of a friggin sweet episode. Did very much like the end little disclaimer there; nice to preempt the complainers. Haven't laughed so much at an episode for a while.
 

Ishal

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That was a great episode. I haven't watched ZP in so long. Felt like a return to the basics... just taking the piss out of everything.

The nintendo part about the cat suits almost made me fall out of my chair. Also, return of the most beloved term spunkgargleweewee. I can feel the rage coming already.

Captcha: mouth watering

Yes Captcha my mouth was watering when Yahtzee mentioned Destiny. Didn't matter what he said about it.
 

Anathrax

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I loved this episode in its entirety. The "disclaimer" was hilarious and you really shut down some of hype I had to Phantom Pain, considering that I've never played a Metal Gear game. Shine on you crazy diamond etc.

I also have a feeling that you hated Thfourief: The Foureifing But Not Really Since This is a Remake that you decided not to mention it here.
 

tilmoph

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Very much enjoyed the ending disclaimer. A good summary of why both the soon to be gone and soon to arrive console generations have failed to interest me.
 

Atmos Duality

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Exclusives? On proprietary systems?

I can hardly see the problem when when most games getting hyped at E3 routinely fail to distinguish or separate themselves from the usual focus-group market-tested dross.
 

Kuilui

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I have to say I'm a bit surprised he didn't go completely nuts on Thief considering what they showed at E3. When I was watching Garret get points for landing headshots and murdering guards I just assumed Yahtzee was chewing a wall in anger somewhere while writing this script, perhaps not though.

Anyway funny episode as always, the Dead Rising part had me cracking up when the xbox one kept slowly moving more and more onto the screen.
 

ZZoMBiE13

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Urgggh. "Spunk gargle wee wee". I'm getting as tired of that joke as I am of the genre in which it intends to lampoon.

The rest of the vid was the tits though. Thanks Yahtzee. Mostly.
 

alexbuckenham

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Brilliant episode. Also, I never get why people piss and moan about his choice of review. You know if he hadn't done an E3 review this week he'd be getting chewed out for that.
 

Xman490

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I like to think Yatzee throwing away the pasta art of the Half-Life lambda is symbolic of Valve's limiting Half-Life 3 news to pathetic rumors, if anything.

Valve missed a great opportunity to at least say "Well, since this next generation of consoles is strong enough for a PC-centric game engine, we are going to release Source 2 games on these new consoles years from now." PC gaming may be the "master race", but most people would still prefer everything already set up for all main sorts of entertainment in a fairly cheap box.