Zero Punctuation: God of War III

[Yahtzee Croshaw]

God of War III

This week, Zero Punctuation reviews God of War III.
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[Dr. Crawver]

I've been looking forward to this one for a while, and finally it's here, and no hairy bum (dante's inferno reference)

 

[josh4president]

From God-Of-War clones to actual God of War.

I approve of this.

 

[Turtleboy1017]

Well, finally a review that DOESN'T paint this game in some sort of holy light of the gods. Heheh. But it still seems pretty fun... Not sure I would pick up a PS3 just for that though.

And man, I had no idea Kratos turned into such a dick. I played Chains of Olympus, and he seemed... reasonable in that one.

 

[GeEom]

moasy.
been back reading fullyramblomatic.
mana bar has burnt out the throat much?

 

[silver wolf009]

Nice, As always. Sucks about the sore throat though.

 

[black-magic]

Ar will never replace nom yhatzee! neveerrr!

 

[joshthor]

i run around in my underpants screaming as well, yahtzee. anywho, i loved how he said cronos was the size of a pregnant air craft carrier.

 

[Eri]

Ouch that sore throat takes the edge off. But good nonetheless, I quite enjoyed the nathan drake curb stomp bit.

 

[Knifewounds]

Is it just me or did the story in GOW3 get a bit lazy near the end? Anyway Great review.

 

[syltman]

what's up with the voice?

 

[Suskie]

Yeah, it sucks that this game sets such a high standard for itself during that amazing opening scene. The rest of the game, while good, feels underwhelming in comparison.

Before anyone starts saying stupid thing, YES THAT IS HIM TALKING. SHUT UP.

 

[SextusMaximus]

I'm starting to grow weary of all the hate... I understand you want to please your fans, but now you're just nitpicking! You can't complain that a game has TOO MUCH variety... Ah well.

 

[sms_117b]

and the torrent of comments talking about his voice start now.......

Damn you for predicting me.

Nice review none the less, but I can't get over how weird the voice sounds......dammnit.

 

[sirdanrhodes]

Thanks to Twatter, I knew he was ill. God I hate Twitter.

 

[The Cheezy One]

good but id like to see metro 2033
hell probably hate it but so what?

 

[Gothicmellon]

brilliant as always
sore throat?

 

[AVATAR_RAGE]

this was actually a pretty positive review

 

[MultiColouredWonder]

I'm convinced not to buy it now.

 

[DrMuerto]

I missed hearing the phrase "It's like God of War, but..."