Zero Punctuation: Prototype

[Yahtzee Croshaw]

Prototype

This week, Zero Punctuation reviews Prototype in a head-to-head cage match against inFamous.

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[Jynx_]

Hey, I get a suspension and he gets probation? That's not even fair.

 

[Spinwhiz]

Hey, I get a suspension and he gets probation? That's not even fair.

You know you were going to get banned for it and even put it in your post!

 

[Strong Intelligent]

I prefer Prototype, but the ending puchline made me laugh.

Also, Mr.Bean being a mass muderer. Classic.

 

[PirateKing]

Emo Peter Pan. That was funny.

 

[Tanzka]

Haha, awesome review. I totally agreed in most parts, although I never use the Whipfist or "Extendo-tentacle" rather than the Blade. Great job once again.

 

[PS2MAN]

This is not really a Review of Prototype rather than a half assed debate. I real dissapionted this week.

 

[JordanMillward_1]

Brilliant! Yet another great review by Mr Croshaw.

I wonder which developer will have the picture finished first...

 

[Pariah164]

Brilliant, as always. Hope Yahtzee posts the picture when it gets sent to him.

 

[RazielDethAngel]

I enjoy Prototype as it's the only one I own. On that chance I shall go photoshop a picture of Alec MErcer in a bra so he will win.

 

[Blaiz]

Nice review, just go on Rule 34, there are bound to be some bikini pictures on there.

 

[M4rsch]

It was fun but yathzee seems to be trading game review quality for dick jokes lately. Not quite sure whether i like this.

 

[Arkhangelsk]

Haha, hilarious review. And it was the review I hoped he would make, cause I may get this game.

 

[Le_Lisra]

Ayup, I did laugh, mission accomplsihed, see you next week.

(Especially since I couldn't care less about either game)

 

[Artemus_Cain]

Well, now I'm even more divided than i was half a month ago.
But since I share the opinion that moral choice can go fuck itself, and gliding like knuckles the echidna is the only part of Soniv Adventure I liked, I'll side behind Prototype. And the combat seems funner and more viceral.

 

[ssgt splatter]

LMAO!!!! Oh god that was funnier than hell! "I'll award best game to which ever company sends me the best picture of their main character in a bra." HILARIOUS! Good job Yahtzee.

 

[randommaster]

Funny episode, but kind of short.

So many people suspended/on probation today.

 

[Alzabane]

I knew you'd do this but it was worth the wait, after watching this I'm actualy going to buy inFAMOUS as it looks more varied and I love comic books

 

[SyphonX]

Bionic Commando, Prototype, InFamous, The Conduit... Hmm.. yeah, these games need to go away now. I'm afraid we are being overrun by mediocre Bionic Superpowered Mutated Emo DoucheBags.

It's not usually surprising when a game comes out then another comes out just like it, maybe two, but this is getting crazy and none of these games are worth my time.

BAH I SAY, BAH!

Bring on Silent Hill: Shattered Memories... NOW!