Zero punctuation

[Decy19]

What was the funniest thing youve seen on zero punctuation for me it was either the halo wars with the eyebrows joke or darksidors i am a monster truck that walks like a man

 

[Dark Knifer]

I am unsure what people will think of this, maybe good, maybe bad. Also, your spelling is terrible.

OT: Next time I watch zp I shall find some jokes I like.

 

[Aunel]

in the tumultuous time before D day
there once was a man named b jay.

probably that entire video.
(I can't wait for next weeks review, if he is going to stick with wearing elaborate hats)

and I want the notes to his intro song, I can try to play it on bass, that would be really brutal.

 

[aDuck]

I've gotten so bored with Yahtzee lately I can't remember anything he's ever said. I haven't even watched the last 5 videos.

This, although i have watched the latest videos. want to see him doing what he did with his older videos

have to say the prototype/inFamous showdown was AWESOME!

"Eat an old man, take his appearence, climb up to the tallest building then elbodrop 200 stories diretly onto his confused and frightened wife.
Then sneak up behind 2 soldiers and eat one without his friend noticing, then when the two of you get back to base, accuse your friend of being you in disguise, and when the other soldiers are distracted shooting him, EAT THEM TOO!"

made of win

 

[Sonicron]

The 'technical difficulties' bit in the Soulcalibur 4 video. I'm still trying to find out what that song is.

 

[Blood Masque]

"Never stick your dick in a pudding. It might still be good pudding and you can spend all afternoon explaining that, but nobody's going to eat that because you stuck your dick in it!"

 

[Your once and future Fanboy]

my personal favorite must be I Am An assassin (shh) sign he used in the Assassins Creed review, but stonking great tits (tomb raider anniversary) must be the runner-up.

 

[Kathinka]

the whole episode about moh:airborne. sums up americas lust for war in 5 minutes

 

[TimeLord]

"It's a shame because if the game blew goats I could have made a funny joke like: "Painkiller; you'll certainly need one!""

From (surprisingly) the Painkiller review

 

[Banana Pancake]

His "The Whole World is shit" rant is funny, I've forgotten which video it's in :/

 

[Kollega]

His entire review of Wolfenstein, of course.

 

[EgoDeusEst]

What was the funniest thing youve seen on zero punctuation for me it was either the halo wars with the eyebrows joke or darksidors i am a monster truck that walks like a man

The whole idea wth not using punctiuation is something Yahtzee is allowed to do. Mainly because you don't have to read what he says in his videos. You, however, should really get aquainted with Mr. Period and Mrs. Comma.

 

[CrayZ]

I always have loved Zero Punctuation, this one was rather good, I'm not a big fan of God Of War and the various other games that are like God Of War) but that video was hilarious.

 

[NoNameMcgee]

One that comes to mind is on his Halo Wars review where he's talking about some escort mission where he clears the path first and THEN escorts the guys through it, and then runs out of time a few metres from his objective.

"Bull. Fucking. Shit."

But on the video it replaces each word with:

"What. Arbitrary. Silliness"

I burst out laughing at this point, but then his rant afterward was equally funny.

That is far from the funniest moment but I can't really think of anything better right now.

 

[NoNameMcgee]

His "The Whole World is shit" rant is funny, I've forgotten which video it's in :/

Pretty sure its on one of his E3 videos explaining why every game that will be released that year will "DEFINATELY fail, and you should probably start cutting yourself again. You're welcome."

 

[Knife-28]

What was the funniest thing youve seen on zero punctuation for me it was either the halo wars with the eyebrows joke or darksidors i am a monster truck that walks like a man

Spoiler: Spoiler, Click to view

OT: Anything that has got to do with Nintendo.

 

[James Cassidy]

I like the RE5 review where he went into the whole.

I am wearing my armor in the pocket of my armor.

 

[Pimppeter2]

The "Mr Shitface" thing.

 

[Cmwissy]

'Excuse me while I put my Elitist hat on*


**I did like Yahtzee when he was not popular - My favorite rant of his was the 'People are shit - and more people = more shit'

Now he is more popular than sliced bread; he attracts...the unwanted

You get the impression of a couple of 13 year old boys gathering around the computer laughing over-the-top at his swearing and not buying anything he rants about.