Here's the opening kick-off.
Name: Vinny Ferrero
Age: 24
Height: 5'8
Appearance: Thin, Italian tan, wearing a white suit
Description: A mobster who has recently fallen out of grace with the don, Vinny is broke and has resorted to heavy drinking to solve his problems. He only has a day left before the repo guys come and take his apartment away. He's been so drunk that he didn't even notice any of the events going on in the world. Lately, he's just been unconscious on the couch.
Vinny lay on his couch in a crushing depression. He dreams that he was back at the headquarters. The don says "I'm sorry about this little misunderstanding Vinny. You've been reinstated as my right-hand man. When I die, you will take over the family." "Oh, thank you, Mr. Corleone, thank you!" "Psyche! Get him boys!" With that, the Don quickly stepped out of the way and the Capos that had been flanking them opened fire on Vinny. "No! Come back! arrrrrrgh...."
Vinny woke with a start. He has a splitting headache from the booze binge he had gone on last night. He decides to relieve his headache with some more booze. He reaches over and grabs some Vodka that is ripe for the drinking. The bottles on the floor around the couch slowly begin to multiply. Finally, he takes a break to just lay on the couch. Vinny notices out of the corner of his bleary eyes that something just came through the mail slot in his door. "Mr. Fererro, your mail is here!" comes from the mailman on the other side of the door. "Fuck you!" he offers as a rebuttal along with a thrown bottle of whiskey. He limps over to the door and reads his mail. It seems to take forever. It's mostly junk and bills, though one is blue. It reads " We regret to inform you that your DirecTV has been canceled due to lack of payment. You can renew your service by paying $200!" Vinny gives up on reading this. He doesn't have enough money to buy food, let alone DirecTV. He collapses against the door. "I'm a mess. What am I gonna do?" he said to no one in particular.
With his head resting against the door, Vinny can clearly hear what's going on in the hallway. He hears the mailman's footsteps coming down the hallway to the elevator. He must have finished this block. Vinny hears the ding of the elevator after a couple of minutes. Instead of footsteps going inside of the elevator, he hears growling and the mailman yelling "What's wrong with you! Ahhhhhhhhhh get off me! Help, somebody!" Vinny glances at the clock. It reads 1:00. This is when the repo men are supposed to be here. Are they attacking the mailman? I have to do something. Vinny thinks this to himself.
He arms himself with a bottle of Tommy Bahama and stumbles into the hallway. His suspicions are correct. Kind of. One repo man lay in a puddle of blood in the open elevator. The other is on top of the mailman. He's ripping huge chunks off the man's shoulder and neck. "Hey! Stop that!" Vinny shouts. That's the best he can think of in his state of drunkenness. The repo guy looks up from the body he had been feasting upon, then goes right back to his meal. "I said stop!" When he gets no response, he kicks the repo man in the side of the head. He rolls off of the mailman and rises up to face Vinny. The man suddenly reaches his arms out and grabs hold of Vinny as if he is trying to strangle him. The repo guy suddenly wraps his jaws around Vinny's jugular vein. Vinny stops him with a swift uppercut that drives him back against the wall. He then remembers that he has a bottle in his hand. Vinny, however, is still drunk. So, instead of throwing the bottle at the repo man, his arm makes the wrong motion, and he throws it at the ceiling, showering Vinny, the repo guy, and the dying mailman with rum. The repo man starts to grope around as if someone turned off the lights. He stumbles back to the elevator and begins to feast upon the dead repo man that's in there. Vinny, seeing through his clouded judgment, quickly hits the 2 button on the panel in the elevator and hops back into the hallway before the door closes.
He crouches over the dead mailman. The seemingly dead man springs to life and starts to stumble down the hallway, away from Vinny. "Hey, come back here! I saved your life, asshole!" Whatever, he thinks as he limps back into his apartment and closes the door behind himself. He reaches for the phone to call the police, but remembers that he would have to give all his information to them. "What just happened?" he says as he flops back down on the couch and reaches for some Bud Light.