Zombies: Are they real or am I losing my mind?

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Eren Murtaugh

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OK, so yesterday I was at a friend's house, and on my way home, I saw a few...odd things. My neighbor, usually a live wire, was acting very slow, and he was bleeding a little bit from the corner of his mouth. I know he could have been in need of dire medical attention, but I just ran home. This morning, I saw a few people who were in a very catatonic state, and they were shuffling listlessly through the street. Some of them looked drunk, which wouldn't surprise me, but one or two of them(there were about 5) looked completely gone. Their faces were just kind of...still. If you've ever been to a funeral you know what I mean. It was eerie, and I'm wondering, is it all situational, or is it time to hoard supplies and ammo?


Edit: If it just so happens that this IS the beginning of some form of zombie apocalypse(not excluding 28 days later situation), I'm gonna have to say 2 things.
1: Told ya so.
2: If I survive, I'll be making daily posts, and as long as I do FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DON'T LET YOUR GOVERNMENT NUKE AMERICA.

Update: OK, getting more freaked out now...there's about ten of them out there and they're just...shuffling. If I had a video camera I'd show you guys. I'll borrow my buddie's webcam and see if I can't get a video of 'em...

Update: The military police from my base HAVE been mobilized. They're assessing the situation right now. I can only state at this moment that everything that can be done IS being done. Please do NOT take this as a sign of a coming apocalypse. Most likely, it is a result of excess partying. A quarantine is NOT, repeat, NOT in effect, and there will be no shut down of the city.

Update: Everyone involved was found to be in proper health. Except me. I have food poisoning... -.-
 

Broady Brio

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Sad to say, I think it's just you and seeing drunk/high/just brain dead people might increase your suspicions.
 

rokkolpo

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so it finally came. *loads shotgun*

I just wanna tell you guys......I love you all!
COWABUNGA!!! ZOMBIE BITCHES!
 

Eren Murtaugh

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Broady Brio said:
Sad to say, I think it's just you and seeing drunk/high/just brain dead people might increase your suspicions.
True, as there ARE a lot of people here that partake in ALL of that...
Still, it's kinda freaky thinking about it...
 

MrShowerHead

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rokkolpo said:
so it finally came. *loads shotgun*

I just wanna tell you guys......I love you all!
COWABUNGA!!! ZOMBIE BITCHES!
Hold on! *graps a sword*

Wait for me!!!
 

Ninjamedic

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Eren Murtaugh said:
OK, so yesterday I was at a friend's house, and on my way home, I saw a few...odd things. My neighbor, usually a live wire, was acting very slow, and he was bleeding a little bit from the corner of his mouth. I know he could have been in need of dire medical attention, but I just ran home. This morning, I saw a few people who were in a very catatonic state, and they were shuffling listlessly through the street. Some of them looked drunk, which wouldn't surprise me, but one or two of them(there were about 5) looked completely gone. Their faces were just kind of...still. If you've ever been to a funeral you know what I mean. It was eerie, and I'm wondering, is it all situational, or is it time to hoard supplies and ammo?
GET MY SAMURAI EDGE.
 

Eren Murtaugh

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Ninjamedic said:
Eren Murtaugh said:
OK, so yesterday I was at a friend's house, and on my way home, I saw a few...odd things. My neighbor, usually a live wire, was acting very slow, and he was bleeding a little bit from the corner of his mouth. I know he could have been in need of dire medical attention, but I just ran home. This morning, I saw a few people who were in a very catatonic state, and they were shuffling listlessly through the street. Some of them looked drunk, which wouldn't surprise me, but one or two of them(there were about 5) looked completely gone. Their faces were just kind of...still. If you've ever been to a funeral you know what I mean. It was eerie, and I'm wondering, is it all situational, or is it time to hoard supplies and ammo?
GET MY SAMURAI EDGE.
AIE AIE SIR!!!!!
TO THE ARMORY!!! AWAY!!!!!
 

Oz Draconis

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I've been stocking up for years for just such an occasion. Wasn't scheduled 'til 2012 but oh well. Anyway, it couldn't hurt to stock up, one of those druggies could still attack so it's nice to have a extra gun around.
 

Skorpyo

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Sunday night hang-overs?

Oh well, best grab a few more bullets before I barricade.
 

Russian_Assassin

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I don't know if zombies are real but Voodoo people are real as real can be and do-what-you-don't-dare-do people.

(Tons of respect to anyone who gets this.)