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It's coming home
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I really really really really hope this is just some colossal fuck up and misunderstanding, and not some weird furry/pride fetish performance piece. Just looking at the pictures, without attributing anything to the actor inside the costume, the rainbow themed dildo monkey costume with shaved nipples is a fetish costume. And everyone including the actor better be fucking stupid as fuck and truly not know a fetish costume is inappropriate for a child's book fair. And that actor better be extra fucking stupid because even if they were booked separately from the costume, showing up that day or the day before for a fitting check, the dildo should have been a point of interest, if not concern.
 

Agema

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So... how does this even happen?
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Well, it's not well thought out. The library just booked some performers without thinking they'd turn up with penises hanging off their monkey costumes, and the performing troupe clearly didn't stop to consider the sensibilities of parents by wearing costumes with penises.

On the other hand, whilst I think it's better not done given social mores, I also think it's unnecessarily prudish to get that upset about a monkey costume with a penis. It's not exactly like someone exposing their own real human penis to children, and it's not like children will never see penises (e.g. on pet dogs). Children can handle that sort of thing without mental scarring or being turned into some sort of sex pest.

Arguably, some children need more exposure to the realities of human plumbing. I mean, we have international students who arrive at med school with literally no knowledge of the male and female genitourinary system, because their countries refuse to show any of it even in a biology curriculum. And I am pretty sure that neglect of issues surrounding that anatomy - good sexual hygeine, sexual conduct and even romantic and sexual relationships - is considerably more damaging to children's development.
 
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I give this a 5 on the Fry Stupid Scale.
 

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While I get where you're coming from, Im not sure a headline like "Political activist purposefully brings sex toys to children's event to protest sex education/conservative values" is as good of context as we think it is.
Prudish or not, its not some random person's job or right to show off sex toys to children as a way of teaching their parents a lesson.
I hope this is just a case of pure stupidity on everyone's part. If this happened deliberately on anyone's side it'll cause such a stupid media storm, any good intentions behind the action will be lost.
And its not like the UK is just swimming in freedom-centric rhetoric and politicians these days.
 
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Thaluikhain

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You know, I was expecting the OP to have chosen a misleading or clickbait title there.

Anyway...yeah, don't do this. I agree with Agema that people should be better informed about basic anatomy, but this is not helping.
 
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Even without the penis and nipples that costume is horrifying and not safe for children to be around.
 
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This all started with the teacher's strike, and the purple monkey dishwasher.

You can't deny it...
 
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Yeah, based on the picture above alone, I'm pretty sure this was no fuck up and the dude is either a freak or someone with a terrible sense of humor.
 
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As a person whose had to teach 12 year olds sex Ed… the less toys the better.

As a person whose had to teach 3/4 year olds not to pull their pants down in front of their friends so they can investigate each other’s genetlia…. They might not know the names penis and vagina. But they know what they look like and where they are
 

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"dangerous" is hyperbole.
tasteless isn't. my word.