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Nearly 11,000 lightning strikes over 72 hours ignited hundreds of fires across California that have roared through wildland, destroyed homes and forced thousands to evacuate.

The historic lightning siege left firefighters scrambling from one end of the state to the other and Gov. Gavin Newsom, who declared a statewide emergency, calling for extra personnel and equipment to battle the conflagrations from the ground and from the air.


"What has occurred over the last 72 hours has certainly stretched the resources of this state," Newsom said at a news conference on Wednesday.

The fires have come during a record-breaking heat wave in California, with temperatures soaring past 100 degrees every day this week.


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Update 8/22:

Number of wildfires is up to 585 with 1 million acres burned. There's also supposed to be another massive lightening storm on Sunday which will likely start more fires.

Update 8/23:

1,433,063 acres have now burned with 6 deaths, 20 injuries, and 3,114 buildings destroyed.

Update: 8/24:

Over 1,500,000 acres have burned. The only worse season for fires was 2018 when we had 1,900,000 acres burn and 100 people died. Problem is, that was the entirety of the 2018 fire season and the 2020 fire season has only just started with 4 more months left so we're on track to easily break that record.
 
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Australia laughs at your pitiful ‘wildfires’. We had a whole California burn down earlier this year



But seriously, stay safe. A whole California didn’t lead to thousands evacuated
 

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Tbf this is less 2020 and more every year for the last 5 years for California.
 

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Australia laughs at your pitiful ‘wildfires’. We had a whole California burn down earlier this year


But seriously, stay safe. A whole California didn’t lead to thousands evacuated
I'm hoping our wildfires don't decide to combine into an Australian size wildfire. That dick-measuring contest is very much not worth it.

Also California produces 1/3 of the vegetables and 2/3 of the fruit for the US so these fires potentially have quite a bit of an impact outside of California as well.
 

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We've already had more land burned in 2020 than in all of 2019, and fire season just started.

2019 was actually a very light year for the regular California wild fires by acreage. I'm not hugely interested in a pedantic argument of trying to score rhetorical points on tragedy. However, California wild fires have been a problem for years, which has gone unresolved as the situation year on end steadily deteriorates through repeated burnings.

Frankly, one of the primary problems with fighting the fires is the lack of penal labor that the state chose to rely their plans on who are now all sick because prisons are terrible for containing viruses. You can chew on the ethics of that particular tidbit.
 

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Frankly, one of the primary problems with fighting the fires is the lack of penal labor that the state chose to rely their plans on who are now all sick because prisons are terrible for containing viruses. You can chew on the ethics of that particular tidbit.
Well that’s all very not good
 

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2019 was actually a very light year for the regular California wild fires by acreage. I'm not hugely interested in a pedantic argument of trying to score rhetorical points on tragedy. However, California wild fires have been a problem for years, which has gone unresolved as the situation year on end steadily deteriorates through repeated burnings.

Frankly, one of the primary problems with fighting the fires is the lack of penal labor that the state chose to rely their plans on who are now all sick because prisons are terrible for containing viruses. You can chew on the ethics of that particular tidbit.
Didn't you guys rake the forest? It comes with social distancing? Why don't you listen to Trump?
 

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So basically the US is heading for the most metal apocalypse this side of Ragnarok. At least there's a chance the last thing I'll see will also be the most rad.
 

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“On a phone call with [FEMA], he told [them] to cut off the money and no longer give individual assistance to California,” says Taylor, who served as chief of staff to Homeland Security Secretary Kirstjen Nielsen from 2017 to 2019. “He told us to stop giving money to people whose houses had burned down from a wildfire because he was so rageful that people in the State of California didn’t support him and that politically it wasn’t a base for him.”
No worries our President has it under control.
 

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Nearly 11,000 lightning strikes over 72 hours ignited hundreds of fires across California that have roared through wildland, destroyed homes and forced thousands to evacuate.

The historic lightning siege left firefighters scrambling from one end of the state to the other and Gov. Gavin Newsom, who declared a statewide emergency, calling for extra personnel and equipment to battle the conflagrations from the ground and from the air.


"What has occurred over the last 72 hours has certainly stretched the resources of this state," Newsom said at a news conference on Wednesday.

The fires have come during a record-breaking heat wave in California, with temperatures soaring past 100 degrees every day this week.


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Fucking hell. I hope our SES guys are coming over to help; you sent yours to us after all.
 

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Update: The number of wildfires has increased to 585 with 1 million acres burned, and another lightening storm on the way likely to cause more fires on Sunday.

Of the 10 largest wildfires in California history (by number of acres burned) 3 of them are from the current fires which are still ongoing.
 

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No worries our President has it under control.
That's just so Donald Trump.

But you know, 40% of Americans still want him as president. I guess they think California may as well just burn for being a bunch of liberals too: punishment from God or something.
 

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But you know, 40% of Americans still want him as president. I guess they think California may as well just burn for being a bunch of liberals too: punishment from God or something.
But you can damn well bet that when their trailer park gets hit by a twister, they'll be first in line for government handouts, because they "deserve" it.
 

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But hey it's not like this is causing a major humanitarian crisis intersecting with California's carceral state in the middle of a global pandemic.


Oh. Oh.

Well, it could be worse. At least they have their neoslavery firefighter battalions out there and not having COVID-19 right?


 

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But hey it's not like this is causing a major humanitarian crisis intersecting with California's carceral state in the middle of a global pandemic.


Oh. Oh.

Well, it could be worse. At least they have their neoslavery firefighter battalions out there and not having COVID-19 right?


But they get paid. It's not even close to slavery

/sarcasm