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[Trunkage]

A whole truck load of used condoms were put back on shelves in Vietman

Vietnam police seize more than 320,000 used condoms

The condoms were washed and reshaped with wooden dildos before being resold as new, local media say.

www.bbc.com

I have so many questions...

 

[Gordon_4]

A whole truck load of used condoms were put back on shelves in Vietman

Vietnam police seize more than 320,000 used condoms

The condoms were washed and reshaped with wooden dildos before being resold as new, local media say.

www.bbc.com

I have so many questions...

I have precisely no questions. Just burn them, and send the proprietors to prison.

 

[CM156]

send the proprietors to prison.

Prison seems too light, but obviously executions would be a tad excessive. Any middle ground?

 

[Trunkage]

Prison seems too light, but obviously executions would be a tad excessive. Any middle ground?

A light hanging?

 

[Dirty Hipsters]

Prison seems too light, but obviously executions would be a tad excessive. Any middle ground?

Give them AIDS.

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

I hope the police wore gloves when they seized those things.

 

[Thaluikhain]

Prison seems too light, but obviously executions would be a tad excessive. Any middle ground?

It does have delicious in the title...make them swallow them all? Not all in one go, that sounds dangerous.

 

[Trunkage]

I hope the police wore gloves when they seized those things.

There is not enough gloves in the world to protect you from all thst

 

[CM156]

A light hanging?

Flogging? With like, fire whips?

It does have delicious in the title...make them swallow them all? Not all in one go, that sounds dangerous.

I think that's a bit much.

 

[Mister Mumbler]

Prison seems too light, but obviously executions would be a tad excessive. Any middle ground?

They have to both clean up the mess they made and work the rest of their lives inside of a rubber factory making condoms.

 

[Chimpzy]

How did they even get all those? Where they in cahoots with every brothel in the country and go on weekly collection rounds or something?

 

[Trunkage]

How did they even get all those? Where they in cahoots with every brothel in the country and go on weekly collection rounds or something?

Like, it seems way cheaper to just buy some rubber than do that

 

[Gordon_4]

Flogging? With like, fire whips?

Actually, since its Vietnam, sans the fire you are in with a better than zero chance that a flogging is on the table.

 

[XsjadoBlayde]

How did they even get all those? Where they in cahoots with every brothel in the country and go on weekly collection rounds or something?

The thought of starting to think about any of the logistics being done at the human level here really kills off all desire for eating.

 

[Specter Von Baren]

Force them to use them as chewing gum.

 

[Chimpzy]

Fake, but still funny