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In Japan, ohayou is like, "good morning", and it's pronounced just like Ohio, so here we have an anime face edited on to Ohio as a pun.

Fun fact, the Japanese word for crazy is kureiji which sounds very similar.
Ok, thought maybe their was a slight in there or something.


Look at the mofo's face at the end. He just styled that shit, and he knows it.
What the hell IS that?? I'd like to buy a vowel! No, wait, I'd like to SELL some, please!
 

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A lot of people accept the state of the gaming industry as it stands, but the same behaviors in a different context show just how absurd it all really is.

 

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What the hell IS that?? I'd like to buy a vowel! No, wait, I'd like to SELL some, please!
That, my friend, is Welsh, a lovely Celtic language where the vowels and consonants love clumping together into unintelligible clusters and are only occasionally pronounced as they are written, unless of course they're not pronounced at all.
 
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That, my friend, is Welsh, a lovely Celtic language where the vowels and consonants love clumping together into unintelligible clusters and are only occasionally pronounced as they are written, unless of course they're not pronounced at all.
Because this is the very first thing I thought of when you said it is Welsh.


And this because it's just another line I love from this film, my wife and I use it all the time whenever we want to imply something is awkward and we want to just remove ourselves from it.

 

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That, my friend, is Welsh, a lovely Celtic language where the vowels and consonants love clumping together into unintelligible clusters and are only occasionally pronounced as they are written, unless of course they're not pronounced at all.
No, I'm sorry; that is not any language that anyone speaks or has spoken ever. That's an instance of the person manning the teleprompter in the studio typing with their forehead during an epileptic fit, and the weatherman having the grace, poise and professionalism to keep the show going by letting the intelligible garbage literally roll off his tongue.
 
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No, I'm sorry; that is not any language that anyone speaks or has spoken ever. That's an instance of the person manning the teleprompter in the studio typing with their forehead during an epileptic fit, and the weatherman having the grace, poise and professionalism to keep the show going by letting the intelligible garbage literally roll off his tongue.
You don't have to tell me. I briefly dated a half-Irish girl back in college. Her name was Caoimhe, traditional Irish celtic name.

Seriously, without looking it up, guess how to pronounce that.
 
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You don't have to tell me. I briefly dated a half-Irish girl back in college. Her name was Caoimhe, traditional Irish celtic name.

Seriously, without looking it up, guess how to pronounce that.
I'll guess it's pronounced "Cammy" maybe? I'm probably way off base, and it's pronounced something like "Jennifer" or "Linda."
 

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I'll guess it's pronounced "Cammy" maybe? I'm probably way off base, and it's pronounced something like "Jennifer" or "Linda."

Tho it still depend on where exactly in Ireland you are. In the north it's more "kee-ve" than "kwee-va"
 
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Tho it still depend on where exactly in Ireland you are. In the north it's more "kee-ve" than "kwee-va"
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Do these people not know how letters work? What the fuck is "M" doing there sounding like a "V"? Do they just name their kids out loud, then select random letters to represent how it's written? Do they have the same alphabet as us and what does it sound like when sung to the tune of "Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star?" Has there ever been a Welsh spelling bee champion? Has there ever been a non-Welshman to win a Welsh spelling bee? Where do we go when we die? Is there a God? Where do Welshmen go when they die and how to they pronounce "God?" Up is down; left is purple; you've done this to me, filling my head with soul-breaking nonsense like this!
 

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Do these people not know how letters work? What the fuck is "M" doing there sounding like a "V"? Do they just name their kids out loud, then select random letters to represent how it's written? Do they have the same alphabet as us and what does it sound like when sung to the tune of "Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star?" Has there ever been a Welsh spelling bee champion? Has there ever been a non-Welshman to win a Welsh spelling bee? Where do we go when we die? Is there a God? Where do Welshmen go when they die and how to they pronounce "God?" Up is down; left is purple; you've done this to me, filling my head with soul-breaking nonsense like this!
Yeah, believe me, I know. She was kind of into a "explore my Irish heritage" phase, and I was along for the ride, cuz I really wanted me some of that redhead sexy time. And it wasn't worth it. Good in the sack, yet terrible girlfriend.

Oh oh, getting too real. Gotta compensate. Euhm, here, my nomination for the "Thirstiest Man of the Year" award.
 
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Yeah, believe me, I know. She was kind of into a "explore my Irish heritage" phase, and I was along for the ride, cuz I really wanted me some of that redhead sexy time. And it wasn't worth it. Good in the sack, yet terrible girlfriend.

Oh oh, getting too real. Gotta compensate. Euhm, here, my nomination for the "Thirstiest Man of the Year" award.
When I was dating my ex-wife, I drove back and forth between Columbus, Ohio to Detroit, Michigan every day for a week for her family reunion; didn't have a week's worth of PTO to use, so had to go back to Ohio every night for work the following morning. It's a +3 hour drive, so not "horrible," but 12 times in 7 days for a woman I now hate more than most of my enemies? I was stupid, but at least I wasn't "breaking national quarantine for a 4 hour journey on a jet ski I'd never used before" levels of stupid. They just met in September; c'mon, dude; you were well within the infidelity grace period, and with more than adequate an excuse, to tag some strange and ask forgiveness if you got caught. Curious if the girlfriend got in any trouble for "aiding and abetting?"
 

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The fact that this moment...


...can be avoided by doing this.


I assumed this was just a case of the ambush spawning right behind you as soon as you activate the workbench, but no, they actually exit the locked room and run up to you. And typically big AAA games won't allow you to break sequences like this, so this was a nice surprise. There's actually a couple of little gameplay surprises in TLoU2 like that.