Recent content by Aceptdtctv

if they actually use the word gay i reference the older meaning and reply "yes i am pretty happy today" if they use a alternative form to denote their meaning i just proceed to break them down using the thing they apparently lack, my brain.

I'm a survivalist. I can track, identify defensible positions, fortify said positions, identify plants, fire most firearms pretty well and cook reasonably. I'm also 6'5" and to quote co-workers "built like a brick sh%thouse". i can't fire a bow though, and can be not the easiest guy to get...

Muppets Treasure Island

sweet i can kill anyone, buy their house and leave the area until the guards forget about me... though i age really fast... - Fable 1

I have a ninja penguin bodyguard... sweeeeeeet...

i want a completely working buster sword!

i have my sword collection... so 6 katana, 2 ninjato and a claymore

No you're just weird... I JEST! i also suffer from VGOCD at least in the example of making all the map nice and pretty with no unexplored edges.

does putting up with female woes for intercourse purposes count? if so the answer is yes

i've got invincibility until i take damage

securing the vice-president in splinter-cell:conviction you know what im talking about

seconded... or is it thirded generally if you let people know what lines not to cross with you they'll respect those boundaries

flamethrowers throw flame, which curls around cover and reduces oxygen levels. they were generally used when clearing bunkers as what the flames didn't get the low oxygen levels and toxic smoke generally did. also they are cool