Recent content by Achievment Relocked

I live in the south, so nerds aren't very welcome where I live, so finding one is rare. I am considering moving and I want to know if there are certain cities or towns that have the most gamers, nerds, etc. Do you have any suggestions? EDIT: What I consider a nerd is someone who plays games...

Just don't choose sissors. He'll see it coming.

There's a T.V., my consoles, and a pair sof sissors in my left hand. I hope these are the slow kind of zombies.

I liked the Warden from Dragon Age because you can pick his motivations, backstory, and who he does the horrizontal-happy-dance with. And now he's being replaced in the sequal by a human who's always in lothering. Awsome. My other favorite is Norman Jaden, from Heavy Rain, because like...

I'm disapointed that 17 people so far said it's ok. I won't argue because everyone else already said what I would.

Crushed by 1,000 sexy ladies. And WTF is SnooSnoo?

All of these are kind of cynical, but all true: Doing good deeds is like peeing yourself in black pants, it gives you a warm feelinig but no one notices. Give a man a match he'll be warm for a day. Light a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life. If you can't get the...

Bill. If he survives, he'll die of a heart attack by the end of the month.

I'd go with one katana sword, then use a dagger in my other hand.

I'd ask why he gave me all of those lemons through out life. I don't know how to make lemonade.

Yes you do, that's pretty much the deffinition of friendship. Tell him to leave, before it's too late, I had the same problem, and now he won't leave.

Vikings. They're a blood thirsty army with hammers. BIG hammers.

When God gives you lemons, give God a stapler. See how HE reacts to getting random inanimate objects as a sign of effection.

Rollar Coasters. I know everyone loves them but I want to punch the creator of these tourture devices in the nads.

If you hear sobbing tonight, thats me crying myself to sleep. - Alister, Dragon Age Origins