How would my fellow escapist's outwit Death?

[Achievment Relocked]

Beat him in rock, paper, scissors. It worked in the Sims.

Just don't choose sissors. He'll see it coming.

 

[ICanBreakTheseCuffs]

drinking contest.he'll lose because he has no stomach

 

[Whoatemysupper]

Shove ice cream in his face then start juggling jumbo shrimp til' he's embarassed to be seen near me!

 

[Drakmorg]

I'd hand him my resume and see if he needs an assistant. He's not gonna kill me if I work for him. So long as I don't screw up and get fired, I'm immortal.

 

[Ethylene Glycol]

Challenge him to a dick-sucking contest game of Mornington Crescent.

 

[FortheLegion]

I'd hand him my resume and see if he needs an assistant. He's not gonna kill me if I work for him. So long as I don't screw up and get fired, I'm immortal.

Lol imagine that when he finally does fire you(hundreds or thousands of years later), "Your Fired" *you burst into flame* How funny would that be?

 

[Enigmatic Master]

Challenge him and beat him in battleship lol

 

[rosemystica]

Since everyone has the right to challenge Death to a game: D&D!

D&D goes on forever! I'll be immortal! XD

 

[Gudrests]

I guess i'd have to go Dante Alighieri on his ass.
Or challenge him to a game of twister.

what if he like....pulls his foot off and places it down...isnt that kinda winning?

 

[Turkey Braveheart]

A neverending supply of new organs.

 

[Karvas]

I wouldn't worry about it...
I quicksaved

 

[Hman121]

I'd ask to join him as his apprentice. Sure, I would see horrible things which would permeate through to the very core of my being, but at least I would have a shroud!

 

[Sinisterspider]

Challenge him to an eyebrow raising contest. first person to raise their eyebrows wins.

 

[HT_Black]

Tell him I've still got about thirty years left because I spent a lot on company time.

Oh, or double desk-mounted Crossbows.

(If you get that joke, you're not culturally illiterate.)

 

[Kyman102]

Hm, if this is the classic "Beat Death at a game to win", then I have something to say... Well Death, you might play a mean game of chess... But can you train your Pokemon?

 

[Arrogancy]

I have given this some major thought. My plan is perfect. Step 1: Challenge Death to a juggling contest, make him go first. Step 2: When he puts down his scythe to begin juggling steal it and kill him. Step 3: Usurping Death, I shall use his/her/it's powers to make myself a new deity. KNEEL BEFORE ME, MORTALS! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

 

[nofear220]

Im waiting for death, not outwitting it

 

[Death on Trapezoids]

LIKE THIS!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ifaw07fuU00&feature=related

Oh you devious ninja you... you beat me to the punch. (or in this case, the knee...)

But yeah. That's most likely what I would end up doing.

 

[krimson_dropz]

why would i want to? seriously i guess i'm just weird but i look forward to death its progress

 

[Dan E]

Well i wouldn't try killing him, no cheating either, suicide is doing the job for him so that's out of the question, and well I'll don't know too much about bureaucracy so wont even try that, no I just be waiting in my living room sitting in my lazyboy and when he arrives offer him a deal I do his job for the next few millennia while he relaxes and then am granted enough life force for another lifetime with youth bundled with it. Simple he's less grouchy and I get to live awhile longer and have something for my resume. Maybe he would even make a deal with me to switch places every once in awhile. So yeah that's how I would do it.