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    Poll: What kind of drunk are you?

    I seem to find everything humorous while intoxicated. So my option would be: Overly Happy and Uncoordinated Drunk.
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    Poll: If you could only get one of these upcoming games, which would it be?

    WHERE THE FUCK IS THE SKYRIM OPTION !!?!?!?!! INTERROBANG
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    First thing you'd say after rising from a coma.

    Damn, does this mean I have to go back to school?
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    Poll: Your own life - Or ten strangers lifes?

    Sociopath powers activate!
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    You have been transformed into your avatar.

    /takes a look at avatar +4 Charisma I hit the jackpot!
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    Your last stand song

    This is what I want to hear during the midst of my battle And this for when I am about to die I wish I had better taste in music...
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    Generally Accepted Gaming Facts

    Realism = Brown, remember the more the better Online multiplayer will always be bad as long as there is lag Kids believe that voice chat is only to be used for being a retard Death in videogames means nothing similar to actual death Aliens always have some form of laser technology...
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    Your most anticipated game has been CANCELLED.

    Skyrim was cancelled... Meh. I'm used to the gaming industry fucking me over with delayed/cancelled announcments. At least the have the curtosey to let me know. *Points out Half-Life 2: Episode Three*
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    Best pick-up line.

    "Can I borrow your mouth?"
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    What is your superpower... with limitations.

    hmmm..... the power to slow down time by about two times but here is the catch, I am only able to see in slow motion and not move fast or if you don't like that. A cyborg body or to have enough knowledge of science to modify my own human body (i.e. plasmids). Who needs superpowers when you can...
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    Worst part about your favorite game?

    DA:O - Combat lacks depth, no jump button, some characters talk way too long for no apparent reason and not enough interaction with the environment. HL2 - Revenholm (Need I say more?)
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    Would you name your kid after a video game character?

    Get over here Dante! Or perhaps.... Kain. I should not be allowed to name children.
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    Gearbox Worried Duke Nukem Too Crude For ESRB

    I am getting this game regardless of what the old douchebags here in Australia or anywhere else in the world think. *sob* Duuuuuuke *sob* I missed you so much!
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    What are Valves three big surprises?

    IF THEY MAKE ANOTHER LEFT4DEAD I WILL, I WILL... probably buy it for 50% off during a Steam sale.