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    Worst injury you never got treatment for?

    Dislocated all four fingers in my left hand while rough housing with my friend, all it took to fix was to scrunch my left hand into a fist with my right hand, and some tylonol. I've also dislocated both shoulders and managed to pop them back into place... is it normal that dislocation dosen't...
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    Fictinal characters you're horrified that you find so attractive

    Mighty fine boat we're sailing on, isn't it?
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    "The Odd Scout"

    Or the Vagineer... and Painis cupcake is hilarious... (P.S. Sorry for no video but the comp. I'm on is really slow)
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    My night as Rorshach (Now with a photo)

    Why Sailor Moon was crying indeed. OP: I'm guessing that that's going to be what you're wearing to next yea's Comic-Con?
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    A friendly warning.

    I'm suprised that noone has said it yet, but... If you've seen "Bruno", then you know what scene made my friend spew cheese and beer all over my brand new (at the time) carpet.
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    If you were there at the Comic Con protest, what would your sign say?

    "NEDM can make your protest valid." -or- "IM SAPPIN UR GOD" -or- "RED and BLU team hate each other, but they probably hate you more."
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    Prank Calls

    This makes alot more sense to people who have Kitty0706's videos on youtube but... n00b: wuts ur name i bet its stoopid Me: *In a creepy voice* My name is Elmer, Elmer J. Fap... I bet you smell nice.*Sniffs in deeply into the phone* You do smell nice. n00b: holy shit*hangs up*
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    A conundrum if you will.

    Exactly. I never said it wasn't true, just that as far we can experience, it dosen't exist.
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    A conundrum if you will.

    That wouldn't work. No matter angle you try to put the camera at so as to not block the loop, the loop would end at some point due to reflection. And no matter how large the mirrors, you will still not see infinity.
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    A conundrum if you will.

    If we cannot see the loop without blocking it, than can we say that there is a loop? There is no way of getting proof that it is infinite.
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    A conundrum if you will.

    Fellow Escapists, while doing nothing, I usually have moments of very deep thought, and while in one of these deep thoughts, I suddenly had an epiphany. Infinity dosen't exist. You may be thinking that I'm high, but hear me out. What do we believe to be infinite? Lets go with a common...
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    Portal logic problem

    If you want the logical answer: Won't happen 'cause portals can't exist in our dimension. If you want the non-ligical answer: The same thing that happens when you divide by zero.
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    I Need A Good Story + Sex

    Two words, MEGA MILK. You and me both.
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    What age did you hit puberty?

    I was 10 when it happend to me, and now at 15 i'm still waiting on a growth spurt (where are you growth spurt... i neeeeeeed yooooouuuu...) and regularly have 7 year olds on xbox live direct racist slurs at me when i'm actually white.
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    LEAVE BIEBER ALONE!!!11!!!1!!1

    You think this hate is bad, when he was touring here in Newfoundland he got death threats... but my hate is personal... he caused me to lose a girlfriend... I had to cut it off after she wouldn't shut the hell up about him. Thank Science my current girlfriend hates him...