Prank Calls
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I've been prank called once in my lifetime, and I knew immediately who it was. Needless to say it was a Fail on his part.
Once a telemarketer called me, so I pretended to be an elderly Chinese man. He hung up after 20 seconds. Last time someone crank called me, I put on my movie-phone voice and every button was something unspeakable I'd do to their mother. Works every time.
well, i have a favorite from my job. i work at a hair salon, and a couple of teenagers called up one day...
kid 1: "excuse me, i was in there last week and i don't like the haircut i was given."
me: "oh, i'm sorry to hear that. would you like to schedule a free re-cut with a different stylist?"
kid 1: "problem is, i had my mom re-do it, and it's even uglier now. is it still free if you guys fix it?"
(kid 2, who is a girl, starts hollering in the background in a southern accent at this point, telling him to go outside and "stop bothering the nice 'man' on the telephone, who has better people to talk to.")
me: "usually no, but i can let it slide this time. when do you want to come in?"
kid 1: "wait, you're going to break the rules? you're breaking the laws of hair cutting??? i'm calling the police...or god. yeah, i think god would like to know."
me (finally getting the joke): "would you rather speak to my manager, sir?"
kid 1: "no way, lady. you're goin' down!"
me: "...thank you, sir, have a nice day."
kid 1: "excuse me, i was in there last week and i don't like the haircut i was given."
me: "oh, i'm sorry to hear that. would you like to schedule a free re-cut with a different stylist?"
kid 1: "problem is, i had my mom re-do it, and it's even uglier now. is it still free if you guys fix it?"
(kid 2, who is a girl, starts hollering in the background in a southern accent at this point, telling him to go outside and "stop bothering the nice 'man' on the telephone, who has better people to talk to.")
me: "usually no, but i can let it slide this time. when do you want to come in?"
kid 1: "wait, you're going to break the rules? you're breaking the laws of hair cutting??? i'm calling the police...or god. yeah, i think god would like to know."
me (finally getting the joke): "would you rather speak to my manager, sir?"
kid 1: "no way, lady. you're goin' down!"
me: "...thank you, sir, have a nice day."
I have never been pranked, but there is this one number everyone in my area calls to prank. The guy is fucking crazy but funny as hell. I haven't called him in about 10 years, but I hear he is still at it answering random phone calls. Even ebaumsworld has a write up on the guy!
ebaum guy #1 said:
I blanked the number out for obvious reasons. I might give it out in a PM, but we'll see. Anyone who has called will tell you it's worth it.ebaum guy #2 said:
My friends and I have prank called people before, but they're pretty cliched(like asking for dildos at a wal-mart).
We crack up anyway, since we usually come up more hilarious ideas as the prank is going.
And no, I haven't been prank called.
We crack up anyway, since we usually come up more hilarious ideas as the prank is going.
And no, I haven't been prank called.
A friend of mine would check the newspaper for engagement announcements wait a week then call the people. If the girl picked up or it was an answering machine he would claim to be a local pawn shop and inform them that the ring the guy brought in was fake and worthless. I've never heard more colourful swearwords in my life then in some of those phone calls.
This makes alot more sense to people who have Kitty0706's videos on youtube but...
n00b: wuts ur name i bet its stoopid
Me: *In a creepy voice* My name is Elmer, Elmer J. Fap... I bet you smell nice.*Sniffs in deeply into the phone* You do smell nice.
n00b: holy shit*hangs up*
n00b: wuts ur name i bet its stoopid
Me: *In a creepy voice* My name is Elmer, Elmer J. Fap... I bet you smell nice.*Sniffs in deeply into the phone* You do smell nice.
n00b: holy shit*hangs up*
so me and my friends have become notorious at a porn shop because we and the employees get a good chuckle, but the first time it was more like they were confused and we were dying of laughter, so we call them up and asked them what the longest dildo they had was and it was a 3 foot double headed dildo but the name escapse me at the moment but it was probably the funniest part of the whole thing and well we all had a good laugh
another one that my friend told me about is that my friend called up gamestop and asked if they had battletoads and to his surprise they actually did and the clerk said whats your name ill keep it on hold for you and all that comes out of his mouth is clooney.... george
reading these they seem more of had to have been there to have it be funny
another one that my friend told me about is that my friend called up gamestop and asked if they had battletoads and to his surprise they actually did and the clerk said whats your name ill keep it on hold for you and all that comes out of his mouth is clooney.... george
reading these they seem more of had to have been there to have it be funny
I suppose the weirdest prank call I've made was one where we(me and some friends) claimed to be selling cheap skis. What's weird is that the person in the phone seemed to believe us, even though we were around 10 years old. In hindsight he might just have been playing along though.
Another conversation went like this: "Help, I'm stuck in the hole!" "What do you mean... what hole?" "The hole!" "But how are you calling me if you are stuck in a hole?" "I'm using my cellphone!"
Another conversation went like this: "Help, I'm stuck in the hole!" "What do you mean... what hole?" "The hole!" "But how are you calling me if you are stuck in a hole?" "I'm using my cellphone!"