Recent content by Artemus

On the internet but not in real life.... Oh! I watch ponies with a strange bout of satisfaction on the internet. I'm actually afraid of horses and ponies for the most part. Also, to Vanguard_Ex, I used to have that exact same avatar, minus the Escapist insignia.

I'm pretty sure Yahtzee is the Escapist's largest source of hits. I could be wrong, but I'm pretty sure. In short, the answer is probably no. But then again, money is pretty short. So who knows

Brosef. So. I've got a 'girlfriend' who lives across the country, literately. I've never seen her face, I've never heard her voice, and all I know is her name and AIM account. This has been our relationship for the past year. She's super touchy about going anywhere past where we currently...

The word 'hipster' is a curse word in my household. In fact, if you're not attractive enough, you could get kicked repeatedly until you exit the premises if deemed a 'hipster'. However, if the word is falsely used, the accuser is then kicked. It works out.

There's one in every crowd, aye? Thanks :P

As a composer. I hear lots of music. Usually by itself, I wouldn't cry to music. But alongside a picture or video, yes. Actually, that's not true. I've known people who resort to unfortunate ends. I've /seen/ it with my eyes. It wasn't pretty then. This song in particular, once I...

This picture is old, but that's alright, I don't look that much different. :D ((Funny story, last time I posted this picture, I was complimented on my fingers!))

I....get the power of asshole. Oh, and turning invisible, doing backflips, throwing daggers, and kicking puppies. Thanks Hawke (Dragon Age II, Asshole Rogue runthrough)

((Note: My Hawke was actually a Two-Hander Reaver and Templar. I hope that her 'Aura of Pain' doesn't activate at the wrong time))

Interesting isn't exactly the word I'd use. I've had some nasty firework accidents too, which is why I don't use them any longer. Artillery shells in particular are my least favorite. It seems that sometimes, the tube isn't thick enough to hold the shell. I've been hit with one, and it sucked...

http://www.winnipegfreepress.com/local/breakingnews/Eyewitness-Fireworks-accident-decapitates-Fargo-man-125083634.html http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/43639407/ns/local_news-fargo_nd/ Not fake

My level 35 Robotics with a super modded Tempest, Mace and Shield, ARC Repair Arm and a bajillion little robots/turrets? I think both of us are lost for words.

Now to some, it's arguable that I'm even considered a /guy/. But by the United States Gender-Standard (IE, the birth certificate) I suppose SEX: M means something or another. However, that's beside the point. Personally, I think the main thing about guys hitting on ladies over the...