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    The 50 Shades Drinking Game Is A Cruel Mistress

    The Groundhog Day drinking game. Whenever the day changes, take a shot! Have 42 shots lined up. Take turns with someone else, probably.
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    Best Film/Series You Watched...That Nobody Else Did.

    That show was created by Bryan Fuller(http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0298188/), who then went on to create Dead Like Me (a woman dies after being hit by a falling toilet seat, becomes a Reaper - someone who collects souls before the person dies, starring Mandy Patinkin), Pushing Daisies (hilarious...
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    So why is it offensive to consider homosexuality as a choice?

    This is why: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJtjqLUHYoY
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    Jimquisition: Perfect Pasta Sauce

    I'd wager that CoD is creaming Battlefield because to date they've only sold one gun as DLC (in the first Black Ops 2 map pack), whereas Battlefield upsets the gun balance in practically every BF game since Bad Company Gold with Gun DLC and early unlocks, turning it into a meta-game of buying...
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    lets collectively lol @ these "I need feminism because..." pics

    Actually, a couple of them are wrinkling my brain, and I'm reaching for Poe's Law. Especially since the source is "a thread on 4chan" which, to be honest, is not a good source and should stay where it was. But, more to the point, how do I know that none of these are edited? Especially since in...
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    Disturbing Films

    Turn the language to French and turn on the subtitles, and it becomes a French Surrealist Art Film. Also, the French Freddy has a hilarious voice, beyond belief.
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    Dancing with Wolves: Assassin Edition

    Why Ass Creed 3 will not suck: 1. It is not The United States, it's 13 British Colonies. Meaning it is so far removed from knocking back a Budweiser and watching NASCAR (or knocking back a Pabst and listening to NPR) that going AW SHIT AMERICA is a bit pre-emptive. 2. The main dude is...
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    Image of Assassins Creed III's main character leaked

    Um, this guy. AC 1 was so enthralling, both in style and form, that people literally did not mind watching me play. AC2 built upon this with a main character who was utterly, completely engaging. Ezio is both sympathetic, and so completely well-developed, that it was not hard to have an arc...
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    So escapists, what is the oldest game you own a PHYSICAL copy of ?

    Some googling says that LEGEND OF ZELDA (NES) is older than Back to the Future (1989) Super Mario Bros/Duck Hunt bundle (1988) and Total Recall (1990). In 1986! Solid Gold.
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    Help me pick a new name!

    Pan&Scan - old movie technique, short, catchy. Sticks in your brain. :)
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    Sexist Attitudes of Gamers, And I Hope She's Reading This

    I've been meaning to post a thread like this for literally over two years now, but didn't have anything to make it worth writing until today. Two days ago Mark Sorrell wrote a biting, and incredible blog post stabbing internet sexism right in it's own logic, and you should read it right now...
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    Out of these 10. recommend 3

    Infamous 2, Skyrim, and Metal Gear Solid HD Collection. (Backups: Saints Row The Third, Driver SF, Deus Ex) Avoid: Goldeneye, Dead Space 2, and possibly Battlefield 3 (I've heard a lot of people say that EA is being dickish with codes and other stuff)
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    Games you didn't like... but finished anyway

    Goldeneye 007 Reloaded - Normally I stop playing when the fun runs out, but since Gamestop gives it's employees four days with any game, I knuckled down and kept at it even when it got very frustrating and honestly disappointing. If you get this game - The mission objective says Deal With...
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    Poll: Hungary bans homeless people.

    If we followed suit then *puts on sunglasses* we'd all be going Hungary. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9rD4Paq0zE