Recent content by AtheistAndProud

"Go f*** a landmine!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-Vg2YS-sFE ...nuff said

Outside of my wrist. Fun fact, the luminous dial of most digital watches can be used to send a corona of light through a dark room. This only works if your eyes have fully adjusted to the dark. It's handy when it's three AM and I'm trying to see if the shadow in the corner is a serial...

Toxin, by Robin Cook. The man can't write to save his life. The protagonist is portrayed as a whiny, unlikable jackass who throws temper tantrums every ten flipping minutes. He tries to make this tragic event where the main character's daughter dies, but can't portray emotions properly...

Mate, I didn't mention even mention Wavedashing, nor slowing things down. As Yahtzee Croshaw would put it "You're projecting so hard you could point yourself at a wall and show PowerPoint presentations." I hated Brawl because it was disappointing, boring and repetitive. I hated Brawl because...

Smash Bros Brawl. I went from fanboy to hater in about a week. It was as bad as being born, with the added disadvantage being that my mother wasn't there. EDIT: Hey, I like Half-Life 2! Admittedly, I just got it a week ago. And it's the first FPS I've ever seriously played...

I roflcoptered. And I don't even know what that means. His best in a while, I say. Jolly well done.

Yeah, the summer camp I used to (And "used to" is key) work at banned all two-arm hugs. We had to side-hug. Which is unendingly awkward. It's like charging armpit-first onto somebody's shoulder.

Skydiving geckos would be awesome until it hit the ground. Then it would just be messy. Skydiving sex with geckos is illegal, I think.

Sex and...most other awesome things. Skydiving. Geckos. Skydiving geckos.

My brother released every Pokémon I had on White, sold all my Pokéballs, and spent of all my money on items he then tossed, so I couldn't buy Pokéballs to catch more. All he left me was one Luvdisc. Level 1. I think he hacked it from his Black, because it seems to be made of damp cardboard...

He does know that getting awarded a half-trillion dollars would, like, break the economy, right?

I get progressively farther and farther off topic. For example, this one time, I was talking about Ocarina of Time and I wound up in a fierce debate about threshing machines. Ocarina of Time was alright. Wind Waker was better. Winds in the northeast, 40 knots. Knots in my yoyo string. String...

Bit.Trip.Runner. I wasn't planning on buying it, but I got the demo and bloody loved it. There's something awesome about flying through a level, eyes peeled for obstacles, every button-press perfectly synced with the music.

Not really. Games are meant to be enjoyed. If I enjoyed Zelda: Phantom Hourglass or Portal 2, then I got my money's worth and that's that.