Awesome Things That Do Not Go Together

[Queen Michael]

Bacon sandwich + strawberry jam + chocolate sauce.

 

[kittii-chan 300]

True... very true, and while Hugh Dennis & Russell Howard try, there's always something missing... *sigh*

I have a huge family too, thankfully, they're spread out all over the world. Actually, the funniest party I was at was actually for a nine-month year old girl (my sister's boyfriend's niece) and what did she do? Watch rugby for the entire time!

Best left at that...(!)

I was actually thinking of 'that' line from SWLtS that basically forced him out. But now I think on it... Frankie Boyle & Prince Phillip, how hilarious would that be!

yeh. I like russel though :3

wow... foolish girl!

yes...

ok lol

 

[feebstalicious93]

girls and king kong. one of them ends up dead.

 

[AtheistAndProud]

Sex and...most other awesome things.
Skydiving.
Geckos.
Skydiving geckos.

And you have any doubt that skydiving geckos would be awesome? What is wrong with you? xD

Sex and skydiving on the other hand, i'm more sceptical about.

Skydiving geckos would be awesome until it hit the ground.
Then it would just be messy.
Skydiving sex with geckos is illegal, I think.

 

[subjectseven]

Drinking and driving. Final Fantasy X and sequels.

 

[Saulkar]

Zombies and sex. I hope your brain kersplodes.

 

[ShadowsofHope]

Onions and fire.

The smell envelopes the entire house, after a short time. *Gag*