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    It's 1944. You are allowed to take 4 characters with you on a mission to stop the Nazis.

    Eddie Riggs (Brutal Legend) He can build ANYTHING and he has a guitar that can set people ON FIRE. Naked Snake/Big Boss (Metal Gear series) Why pick the clone when you can pick the original? Razputin Aquato (Psychonauts) Fire is pretty. Joshua (The World Ends With You) JESUS METEOR!
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    Possible Details of PSN Premium Membership Leaked

    If they start charging for online play I will be extremely pissed. That's why I bought a PS3 instead of a 360. I don't want to have to pay for multiplayer.
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    Zero Punctuation: Left 4 Dead 2 & New Super Mario Bros Wii

    Worth noting: the first time I tried to watch this video it froze up near the middle when he was naming the NSMBW characters so it came out "Mario, Luigi-" and paused for a few seconds. I thought that was the joke. I laughed. I was disappointed to find that it wasn't.
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    whats your favourite type of muffin?

    Tie between Blueberry and Lemon Poppy Seed. I loves me some muffins that can make you fail a drug test, yes I do. Edit: Woah. Guy above me, you have good taste in muffins. I should read threads all the way through before I post.
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    Who's more annoying?

    Oh my god, Stop Having Fun Guys. I play games to have fun, not to listen to "WTF YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG STOP USING THAT SHITTY CHARACTER. WHY AREN'T YOU DOING (insert name of stupid glitch that every competitive player uses)!? YOU SUCK, NOOB." ...yes, I've been to a SSBM tournament before...
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    Poll: Best Super Smash Bros.?

    I notice that people's opinions of "which SSB game is the best" tend to correlate with what character they main. That being said, I like Brawl. It's more balanced than Melee, and the original didn't really have much going for it, to be honest. ...I main Bowser. Bowser sucked in Melee. He...
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    Religious Extremist Ruining my School

    It exists. Kinda. Except without the "hate" part. Google "Episcopal Church". My dad is an Episcopal priest. He is the one who got me into gaming in the first place. With Goldeneye 007. Also, OP: Consider yourself lucky for having games and comics at your school in the first place...
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    £10 for an account and avatar ? i don't think so

    I briefly considered it, but if you can't tell by my join date and post count I'm more of a lurker anyway and the SA forums (well, most of them) are free to simply browse, so...
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    Your favourite lesser-known games

    I would say Psychonauts, since it was little-known at the time of it's release, but I think everyone here knows about it by now, if not only because of Yahtzee's review of it. I've recently gotten into MEVO and the Grooveriders, a little-known indie game on Steam. It's pretty fun.
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    Zero Punctuation: The Second Annual E3 Hype Massacre

    No snarking on Brutal Legend? Perhaps this means that Yahtzee, like everyone else, can find nothing wrong with this game that will surely be the second coming of Christ. Or Tim Schafer. Same thing, really.
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    What is a game you were surprised you hated?

    Super Mario Galaxy. I heard how much everyone liked it, I liked Sunshine and SM64, I just couldn't bring myself to like this one. It's the only Wii game I've bought and not finished.
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    What do YOU think is the greatest game of all time?

    Psychonauts. If you've played it you know why. It's just that awesome. If you haven't, DO IT.
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    Poll: The most important aspect of a game

    You missed "fun".
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    Name your weapon.

    I call mine "Raptor With a Flamethrower". It's not a particularly creative name, but would you make fun of someone wielding it?
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    What is the Hardest thing youve done in a game?

    The Goddamn Meat Circus in Psychonauts. That level was satisfying as hell to beat.