Name your weapon.

[Wellby]

A thermo nuclear gernade labeled "throw hard"
Ol' Sarah (Flaming chainsaw)
Sasha (minigun)

 

[Hunde Des Krieg]

Denel NTW-20..... does it REALLY need a special name?

Dude High five! That's what I was gonna say!

 

[Roamin11]

Six shooter only one bullet in, its called lady luck!!

 

[Clashero]

The Ugly Stick.

 

[Sewer Rat]

"The Blatantly Large Sword Mainly for Show Which is Hard to Maneuver With"

 

[Awkward Turtle]

I call mine "Raptor With a Flamethrower".
It's not a particularly creative name, but would you make fun of someone wielding it?

 

[Jharry5]

Mine's an M21 sniper rifle called...
err...
...
Brian?

 

[DarkRyter]

A gun that shoots dinosaurs.

And I don't mean shooting AT dinos, i mean some kickass prehistoric ammunition.

Just imagine it, someone chasing after me saying "Stop hooligan! That diamond belongs to the Queen!" and then I fire my dinogun and he says "Oh bugger, this seems quite unpleasant" right before getting a face full of velociraptor.

 

[RagnorakTres]

The kusari-gama Hitatsu (Dragon of Ice) and the katana Katatsu (Dragon of Fire: correct my horrible Japanese grammar if I'm wrong and you know what you're talking about)
Oh and my bolt-action sniper rifle named Mjolnir. Hammer of the gods!