Recent content by axleblaze

This literally might be one of the saddest things I've ever seen. This is sadder, more embarrassing, more expensive and less sexually satisfying than plain old phone sex. Who would be pathetic enough to do this? Really, you could get a prostitute for these prices and have her play video games...

Er...you realize there are a million other web ad types that don't freeze my PS3. I wasn't complaining about the fact that there are ads, I was complaining that it was a needlessly giant ad that freezes the system that I like watching web videos on instantly.

I haven't played this yet so I can't comment on the review but what I can comment on is the fact that the fucking huge advertisement fucking froze my PS3 everytime I tried to watch this on it. I like watching ZP on my PS3 rather than my comp and it's annoying that I can't because of an ugly...

I've said it before and I'll probably end up saying it again, Yahtzee's reviews are amusing but if you use them to actually help you decide whether you should buy a game, you are a friggin idiot. He gets paid to hate on games. He gets complaints when he doesn't hate a game enough. His standards...

Interesting article... You're still a pussy though. :)

Man I love my bow...White Bow and Lava bow are always in my inventory. You can cheese over Maneater horribly too if you're good with a bow. Hell you can cheese over most of the bosses if you're good with a bow.

Oh, you just need a bow and the rats are easy. The rats are nothing compared to the swamp. The swamp makes you walk slow, takes away your ability to roll and randomly poisons you. You also have to fight giant trolls there, who are REALLY a pain without rolling. To get blind (a sword that can go...

Also I just want to say Yahtzee is lucky he didn't get to the swamp. I love this game to death but the swamp is the one thing that makes me qualify it when I say "this game is no unfair". Really the swamp is the only part where I just went "fuck this game". Yahtzee would have been in hell if he...

I said it before and I'll say it again, you can't pause most online games.

No. your wrong. The controls are great. Have a nice day :) PS: japenese games have broken controls? Ninja Gaiden? DMC? Zelda? Mario? Really some of the best controlling games ever have been japanese!

Sorry for calling you a troll :P Anyways, I think that while he does simply state alot of newb traps he does so in a highly derisive tone indicating that he thinks they're all unreasonable and bad. But I think it is fair to complain that he didn't play it more. I don't mind that he didn't...

Y'know what...nevermind.

I get that everything Yahtzee says needs to be taken with an extreme grain of salt because he is paid to brutalize games. The problem is if you look through these comments they're always full of people that don't realize this and actually claim to buy games based on what he says. I mean you...

Um...it DOES let you play with other people. Yahtzee just gave up before he got the item that let's him do that. Other people can also invade your game and try and kill you. To be fair, playing with specific people is hard, but it's still doable. This game wanted to have a multiplayer element...

The only thing you need perfect timing for is countering, which really isn't worth doing because of how perfect the timing needs to be. Really, this game doesn't need timing, you just need to be careful at all times and be aware of your surroundings.