Recent content by Azure23

I haven?t played the game yet but what is this ?other far left shit? you?re referring to? Also I think taking Wolfenstein seriously is just a flawed premise from the outset. The first one was a silly shooter with lasers and space nazi?s and villains named General Dethshead. It had a surprisingly...

That scene was funny, Anya was a badass throat cutter in the first game too. Also BJ tanks cutscene injuries like a champ, if he can survive all the shit that happens in the first game, his superbaby can survive the shockwave from a grenade explosion. Seriously though, it's less than a...

I haven't gone back to it but apparently the popular consensus on Enter the Matrix is that it's terrible but I absolutely adored it when I was a young teen. The combination of slow motion gunplay and wall kicks had me entranced. I even went through the whole hacking mini game and unlocked all...

What the fuck did I just read? Oh I get it, you're doing some kind of performance art piece about obnoxious people.

Wait really? That's fucking brilliant. I jumped ship on Marvel years ago for creator owned books but honestly that's hilarious. Say it with me now everybody! COMICS. ARE. WEIRD!!!!

Definitely any of the aquatic monsters in Ape Escape, well, with the exception of the jellyfish I guess. They weren't too threatening, but everything else was terrifying. There's a giant shocky catfish and giant piranha in the Amazon levels. Giant sharks, a few other ones too. Played the game...

Who are you to dictate what anime is "supposed" to be? It's not a genre, it's a style of animation. It can be whatever. I don't necessarily agree with what she's saying, although I think overly moe characters are incredibly annoying and subservience is boring. But her argument isn't wrong...

I'd say that most of Willis' non-slip shine work fits comfortably in the safe for work column. Also yeah great stories.

Not as good as Steven Universe or Adventure time, seems like it has some really serious pacing problems. In that it maintains one pace and that is breakneck.

I don't read Jezabel but if this is the kinda thing they do I should probably start. That's some pro baiting right there. Seriously, the comments on that article are wonderful. And it's even better when I come back and read what our sterling community has to say. I mean, I've read some pretty...

Good enough? What ridiculous logic. So because you were beaten as a child children today should also be beaten. Ooooookay. I kinda don't know what else to say, it's honestly not often that I see such rhetoric, especially on a site like this.

You can't prove to me that Zarya doesn't have a huge dick with which she makes sweet and tender love to Mercy! YOU CANT! But for real though, I had a great Mercy for my last match and ended up team killing on the point with Zarya. Ran in, dropped shields on Mercy and I, dumb enemies shot and...

EDIT: double post

There was a rather in depth look at the overwatch porn scene on kotaku last week, with comments from several nsfw animators who had all experienced dmca takedown requests from a third party hired by Blizzard. Of course I can't blame you if you don't wish to read a kotaku article, but it was...

I mean sure, the Battlefield story campaigns are a struggle to sit through, but Battlefront 2? That was great. It had a decent story of the 501st's rise to Vader's personal legion, good narration, and a knack for introducing objectives and mechanics not in the multiplayer modes ( such as...