Recent content by Banhaze

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE etc. etc.

A good chunk of people seem to have misread the 'Worst Game' with 'Game I am the worst at, and now hate.' Fracture, great gimmic. Terrible execution.

Kinda. Poison was changed to a man because apparently beating up a woman is morally objectionable. This didn't actually change her character model at all, however. You can still see her cleavage when you punch her.

I don't approve, but I'll keep my opinions to myself and not be confrontational about it. Nothings going to change, so why make a fuss?

You read the sign! TITS OR GTFO!

DAMN YOU MOLYNEUX! Damn you for making me hyped for this damn game. AGAIN! For the 3rd time! What is with this man? Everything he says is like honeyed poison. "Buy this game" he whispers in your ear. "Buy it. For it shall be everything you want it to be." It NEVER is but I STILL buy it.

"We had a lot of problems with the game's complexity spiralling out of control" Mouse1 + Mouse2 Real hard... There's a reason Diablo is called the 'Mouse Destroyer'

The single worst game I have ever player. I don't think you guys did it enough injustice...

Bloodsuckers. -ff -ff -FF -FF huFF- huFF- HUFF- HUFF- OHSHITOHSHITOHSHIT (BANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANG)

Nope. There's nothing in my country any one would want. Apart from all the Uranium. Well, they can have the blasted wasteland it's buried in then.

Never thought I'd ever want some strange growth on my neck...

Dead Space makes a game scary...

Sub battles. Australia has the worlds best subs.

That's a hard question. I personally have every bad/embarrassing/sad memory burned permanently into my brain. I will never forget them.

Sure can. Being able to swim is kinda a prerequisite to survival in Australia...