Recent content by Beauwight

Well, since I'm assuming this will be geared to a western audience, I request an "actual" ending. I've not really researched this, other than by watching some anime, but it's rare that a series has a satisfying end for me. I can understand leaving it open to interpretation, or it might be a...

I disagree completely. I like the series, but disliked a couple of the games, planned to play XII, have enjoyed parts more and some parts less. I enjoy Yahtzee's reviews and I had high hopes for this one. But five hours is not enough in my opinion to generate a decent review--biting criticism...

Wow, completely aside from Yahtzee's review, this game never had a chance. First, there's the FF/Square/Enix/Squenix haters. Then, on one hand, if the game wasn't 40+ hours long, people would complain that it wasn't worth the money. If they draw a plot throughout the game, it's boring. I...

I am claiming that, in fact. I want parody review of the whole game, not just the first chunk. I mean he didn't even get to Fang, and that's just rife with lesbian jokes! I wanted a gag on Hecatoncheirs and how many hands it has. There was just so many expectations that weren't met for me...

Hear, hear!

The funny thing is, we both want the same thing, a review of a fully played game.

@Oskamunda As a fellow 20-year veteran of the series, I beg to differ. Whether or not the game sucks isn't the issue. My point is Yahtzee could have bothered to play this game despite his dislike of the first few hours, just as he has (assumedly) played many other games. I chose to...

That's kind of how I felt. I mean I am an FFanboy, and I certainly didn't expect Yahtzee to love the game or even avoid piddling on it, but...how would he say it?... You could have at least played the whole game you lazy fucking twat. Get your dick out of your mouth, stop licking your own...