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    Fox News Takes Aim at "Offensive" Duke Nukem Forever

    Even though it's the Duke, I've gotta say that "Capture the Babe" makes me a tad uncomfortable. EDIT: to clarify, I'm definitely not siding with Fox. However, I'm not going to be buying the game either, and the sexism is pretty much reason number one. Some things just aren't funny to me.
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    266: Making Fun Ain't Always Fun

    All of those points make the industry sound like a living hell. All of those points make me want to work there more.
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    Well that was just a waste of my life...

    Fallout 3, because nothing HAPPENS. They could have made some awesome locations and such randomly scattered through the Wasteland a la Oblivion's temples and forts, but instead I explore for two hours and find a grocery store. With a single, solitary can of beans in it. Also Kingdom Hearts...
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    Different Weapons

    Rocket propelled chainsaws are in this game: http://www.datarealms.com/ I like the steam gun idea. Other ideas... -Gun that shoots lampreys -Bomb filled with knives -A really big rock -Gun that shoots shurikens and lightning (oh wait!) -Gun which shoots ice bullets and has a flaming...
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    New Bethesda Game: BRINK

    Oh my god, that texture was so detailed I could see VEINS in his EYES. Anyway, this looks really good. I wish they would use a cel shader for it though, it looks like the kind of game that could do with one and it would remove their Uncanny Valley problem.
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    Poll: My Love Triangle Help!!!

    I thought you were quoting someone famous, but Google says you weren't (not exactly anyway). That shit is deep, brah. I would pick the other girl. You're only 19, it's not like the relationship will last forever anyway, since you're already having feelings for another girl. When that happens...
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    How Appropriate. You Fight Like A Cow

    All your base are belong to us. You have no chance to survive make your time. Ha ha ha ha.
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    Hey Let's Kill Ourselves for a Cause!

    I would die if they made another (good) Thief game. Or SimEarth 2, or SimAnt 2, or... god DAMMIT JUST GIVE ME MORE WILL WRIGHT OM NOM NOM NOM Also, are you guys talking about MaxTheReaper? He's the only Max I can think of.
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    What game did you play today?

    I played Castle Crashers and the Red Faction demo. Thinkin' about buying that game, it's pretty fun.
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    If game characters used Twitter.

    Link: The Dodongos came over to play bridge tonight. They ate the entire bowl of bombs I put out. I swear to god I'm never having them over again. navi723: @Link HEY LOOK LISTEN Zelda46: i asked link if he wanted to kill ganon with me and he said yes!!!!! Malon: Link broke up with me...
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    Immortality

    By the time the earth and everyone in it had died, you would have gathered enough knowledge to transcend humanity. So, yes I would take it. And over the years, I would add robotic enhancements to my body, making myself a technological god and evolving to the highest state of being possible...
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    Worst movie you ever saw?

    Hey, I thought Deathproof was fantastic. It was a good way to wind down after Planet Terror. Worst movie... this old black and white zombie movie, can't remember the title. Nothing happened in the entire first half. I can't speak for the last half because I stopped watching.
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    Poll: Guns or Melee?

    I have played 50 Cent: Blood on the Sand for probably 7 hours total over the last few days. The melee kills are so f(oh no)ing brutal and awesome in that game that I simply have to vote melee. Please don't flame me for my taste in games.
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    I just have to admit it- I am the steriotypical female gamer. But who cares?

    I'm a dude, and I can't even play on Heroic. You intimidate me. Anyway, you don't represent the female gaming population. Arguing against the girls-are-bad-at-games stereotype doesn't make you a hypocrite.
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    Your words to live by

    "Never stick your dick in a pudding." Infinite wisdom right there.